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ex-musician (15 years in music business) / specialist of dsp / a lot of things / nerd
Skills

Python / HTML / CSS / C++ / hum... also a lot of things...
Location

Lyon France

Joined devRant on 6/2/2017

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Who would win?

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If your code compiles at your first attempt, try again because you are breaking the Murphy lay. The space-time could be damaged.

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ctrl+c

ctrl+v

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I.E. to download other browsers

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Intellij IDEA IDE...

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docker

Having exactly the same shit running on my own machine as in production makes life so much easier.

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Definitely Docker.
Do whatever you want, whenever you want.
The pinnacle of flexibility.
Try out everything, without installing anything.
Deploy with the same environment you're developing with on your local machine.
It's brilliant!

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Intellij, Android Studio, PyCharm, ...
Because it looks the best for a full IDE (editors are another topic 😉). Especially with Kotlin:

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Google. I can find ALL the answers I need 😁

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Good old terminal. You know why.

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Anything with Jetbrains on the cover, IDEA, Android Studio, Clion. Can't imagine how I'd work if these IDEs weren't doing half the work for me.

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When a bug became feature!!

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😂😂🤣

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Beautifully summed up

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My manager literally said this

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Fucking clients:/

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Boss: here is a mac project, we have not enough time.

Me: what? I didn't not work with Mac and related languages ever!

Boss: yeah, but you are senior developer, this is not supposed to be that difficult to you..

Me: *moment of silence* just tell me who taught you it and project management. because you are the stupidest shitty boss that a developer could have

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F*ck WordPress!! That is all.

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1. Started to program Python 3
2. Thought of doing a little program just for fun
3. Now 1 1/2 years in developing state with nearly 3000 lines of code and 11 modules
4. Python skills :)

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Google in my brain and Linux in my heart!

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Dev superpower? The ability to use sudo on people ☺️

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The ability to convince everybody(specially my family) to use linux.

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Make compilation as fast as the speed of light

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I would cause intense pain to any project manager that calls a useless meeting that could have been avoided if they had read the fucking status emails I send.

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the ability to choose a framework that isn't going to disappear in 3 weeks

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Merge Man!

The power to git merge without conflicts.

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The power to change history.

Oh, wait, git already can do that!

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Ability to finish a side project before starting a new one

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It is in italic 😀

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Things are not always #000000 and #FFFFFF

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