I already HATE Laravel, and I haven't even got it working yet. I have now wasted 3 days on this bullshit

My friend: Got new job? What you do?

Me: Software Engineer.

My friend: oh great, can you check why my computer is so slow?

Me: ......

while( $emails == 0 ) {
getDrink( 'tea' );
doSideProject();
}

when you know your shit

When my IDE resets the font size

How the hell does anybody follow the amount of brackets, quotes, single quotes and ` these things in MYSQL, I'm getting a hernia thinking about it.

Anyone on here use micropython. Internship is getting harder. :(

New mug ☕️

Anything WordPress

When I try to follow a stack overflow example...

While(devRanting)
{
productivity--;
}

True story

There are two well defined programming eras, known as BG and AG.
Before Google and After Google

Haha 😂

🙄🙄🙄

Well not sure if it's 100% true 🙄 It can be ✌🏼️

Seriously, when am I supposed to, you know, code? Ugh.

Our site is too fast, please slow it down!

-
Said no client ever 🙄

devRant should support markdown... just saying.

More stickers for the laptop. Awesome job with the stickers devRant

True story:

A guy worked at a company as a very important programmer.
No matter the assignment, he would get it done.

It turns out he played Internet games all day and had outsourced his work to a Chinese company for 10% of his pay.

And he had signed up at a second company and did the same thing there.

He was fired, but made a lot of money.

we are saints

Spent 3 hours on a simple insert sql query for date. thank you pdo data binding...

When your project seems to work fine, you send it to someone else to see if it's okay and for some reason it doesn't even start. How would you react?

I was like "why the f... isn't this working?" when it happened.

Really?

That moment when a designer messes up their commit, sees it has conflicts and still decides to push...
Just leave..

sysadmin? More like sadmin...

(Credit: /u/Beefenstein Reddit)

Just last month we finished a big project for a client. The company had their lawyers make a contract to transfer ownership for the website to them.

One of the requirements was to deliver all code in a word file. And just that. In the whole contract was not a word about transfering the production environment to their servers. Or supplying a working version. The files and database. No just the word file.

As of today still wondering what they where planning to do with a word file with hunderds of pages of code.

Offcourse we deliverd a working version to their servers. But why are there people making decisions about things they understand nothing at all.

How is it security, a function of IT, does not understand developers? I mean, they work in IT, should not at least pick-up on the culture?

As a computer science graduate, I'm still trying to convince the people around me that I'm not a computer engineer.