fuck me. I started the night with the question "what are classes, in JavaScript?", did a lot of reading, and just came to the conclusion "religious colonialism.", and I didn't even read a single Crockford essay.

I'm just going to give up, go learn Haskell, get a lambda tattooed on my ass, and be done with it.

Am I the only one who will spend an hour to write a script that runs only once to save myself from entering in 20 minutes worth of data manually?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

*long pause*

Java!

When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

mFriends don't let sFriends use hungarian notation

Programmer family

Baby Developer

My assignment is late because Jenkins ate my source code.

Does anyone else hate capitalised hexadecimal colour codes?

I'm not sure why, but I just think #ccfd73 (just an example) looks better than #CCFD73

Anyone ever used this excuse?

When you've been working on styling most of the day and you later have something you really need to tell a friend and type !important at the end of it by accident 😑

#truth

Exception handling.

When you get to work Monday morning and realise just how little fucks you gave on Friday.

> man bash
Aaand they say Unix is anti-feminist..

When you realize the sprint ends this week 😮😐😆

The moment you realize your co workers don't really know how to use git....

When you come in the next morning after a big release and there is a bug.

But they had eggs!!

cuting edge ux