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yellow-dog

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9y

Implement these additional features please
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tyclm8690

331

9y

@RazorSh4rk

Haha that is pretty annoying especially if the pm doesn't re-estimate the time
8

Volbrite

10

9y

"Your update fucked whole workflow" in last friday, 4:55 PM
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maximizer

925

9y

We are changing development platform
3

yellow-dog

43159

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@maximizer i'll have nightmares now, thanks
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Redo

1078

9y

This should'nt take too long
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Ctrl-C-Ctrl-V

172

9y

We have back ups right??
6

localpost

4078

9y

This language counts from 1.
We've checked your browsing history.
Code is NOT documentation enough.
Windows 10 is processing updates.
4

projektaquarius

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9y

"I'll just start deleting stuff"

An SA said this to me when I was a DBA when I couldn't support removing redundant database crap from a server at that second.
6

xinc

117

9y

It's not working as expected.
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crystalclear

2120

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I deleted the github repo
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iSwimInTheC

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Windows update 1 of 170
4

fatlard1993

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9y

Servers crashed, we lost everything..
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BoomeH

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temp1 temp2 temp3 temp4 temp5
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crystalclear

2120

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That was the production database
3

iSwimInTheC

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@BoomeH oh God, that pains me
3

azork

337

9y

Was that on the production?
4

ReverendLovejoy

3083

9y

We are doing agile now
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ReverendLovejoy

3083

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Hi, we updated your Pc
5

ReverendLovejoy

3083

9y

Please check Microsoft licensing terms
3

riovista

198

9y

It's just an if statement.
7

n1had

2293

9y

Can you fix my computer?
You'll do it for free
Shutting down, windows is updating
0

lucaspar

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9y

@RazorSh4rk that's still better than debugging a single feature that you have not implemented.
5

diomonogatari

114

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"Can you hack this facebook?"
0

r4nter

694

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What is taking so long?
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uziiuzair

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The program stopped responding
12

crystalclear

2120

9y

Make it work in IE
3

NotABugAFeature

1752

9y

Are you free to talk?

The answer is almost ALWAYS no... But of course I almost always have to say yes.
1

Rabb

676

9y

The estimate is too high.
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Rudi

709

9y

Now do it in FORTRAN
2

chiggers

4

9y

What the hell is this?
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perfectdark

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Question not found on Stackoverflow
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perfectdark

2637

9y

Oh, and : incident willbe reported to admin.
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LucaScorpion

4142

9y

I'll clean it up later
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cube5

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9y

Temporary change, will fix later
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maximizer

925

9y

@cube5 this is most common thing 😁
2

LucaScorpion

4142

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// TODO: remove this ugly hack.
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SamGodDamn

12

9y

You IT? Fix Internet plz
0

dewguzzler

627

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going to have to rollback
2

Rabb

676

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Over 3,000,000,000 devices run Java
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Redo

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@Rabb Why would that be a bad thing???
0

ac1235

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you have to use java
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jhonm

161

9y

...a feature, not a bug.
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Aethiris

348

9y

There's a possible race condition

Boom
1

athlon

17092

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Adobe Flash
1

ScribeOfGoD

7127

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I've hard-coded the admin credentials
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localpost

4078

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Thats at least 6 words @ScribeOfGoD
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ScribeOfGoD

7127

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I'm not the first one to do it@DustInCompetent ;)
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felipechalreo

407

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Sorry, but you are fired.
1

aikone

570

9y

you should change your profession
1

sam21s

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9y

so you can hack... canyoushowme
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RagnarRedbeard

248

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I think I deleted master
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RagnarRedbeard

248

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Databases are slower than files
0

RagnarRedbeard

248

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I disagree, but can't explain
1

Shadow117

943

9y

You have to start over.
1

ScribeOfGoD

7127

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Could you change this part? *ends up redoing the whole thing again*
2

LucaScorpion

4142

9y

We use Dropbox as vcs
2

r0bb

421

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Someone pushed Friday after work
1

Drastic

3196

9y

You are out of coffee
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skein

157

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I ran rm -rf /
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hash

511

9y

Pm: no this is better
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mazabin

238

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We're gonna deploy in Friday.

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