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"Ok, I'm getting fired for this" moment?
Week 50 Group Rant
jdevs
7y

Who Is Who

➡ A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women🙍 can deliver a baby in 1 month.👶

➡ An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month.👶

➡ A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby.🙇

➡ A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and women are available.👷

➡ A Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.👶

➡ A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby. 🚶

Don't be shy.. Comment which 'who' are you..😂

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  • 32
    7y
    Not sure how this is relevant to wk50.
  • 17
    7y
    WhatsApp's that way. Wrong app
  • 0
    7y
    I think PM+onsite cordinator
  • 15
    7y
    An experienced PM will take that 18 month Developer optimistic baby estimate it and double it.
  • 15
    7y
    You forgot the system architect, who has to figure out how to make a baby with 3 hair colors, two skin tones, three mothers, and airplane wings in the next 4 months.

    Did I mention that marketing needs to stay the hell away from customers and never promise anything?

    Airplane wings...... shit...
  • 5
    7y
    ➡️ The Security Engineer is the one who expects the baby to learn the house security policy in 9 months.
  • 12
    7y
    The DBA makes sure there is a backup baby.
  • 4
    7y
    Well, considering that this is DevRant and not PMRant or ClientRant, I'm going to guess that most of us are developers
  • 2
    7y
    @eeeddr but who are you?
  • 2
    7y
    Project manager tbh
  • 3
    7y
    the joke was alright with me, smiling every line... it's the last part and the fact that it's irrelevant to wk50 that made it spamy... please don't tell me they(the internet people) have been made aware of devrant... they ruined Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram BTW
  • 2
    7y
    @phantom-254 it's happening too early! Lol
  • 1
    7y
    I think a better one for a client is (s)he puts a diaper on the baby's head and then complains about the shoddy development and demands a refund when they get peed on.
  • 2
    7y
    I think that developers always assume something will take longer than usual to complete because they've been doing it for long enough to know that something always goes wrong.
  • 0
    7y
    Dunno. Just enjoying making babies.
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