My girl friend was complaining that I care more about programming than her.
I told her,

"Trust me baby, in the array of my interests you are [1]."

She was satisfied.

damn Internet

distractions are the greatest enemies of humanity rn

and so today almost an hour ago I became the left one... I guess she went with the right one 😂😂😂... How many days have passed between my previous "relationship" post and this one ending... but in truth I was in the "babe" zone 😂😂😂

On to the next one, with the lessons from mistakes of the previous, hopefully she will last longer 🙏

soon when I get the surface pro, I'll be a fully fledged Microsoft fan boy 👦😂😂😂

I always feel like being a developer is a stepping stone towards big things

When the devrant algorithm nails it... @thebinaryfool @tajanaP

when you are using javascript frameworks and plugins in mvc and you have ReSharper, for your own safety and sanity exclude *.js

By starting the company I think I just dissolved, perfect opportunity to start a new one... Software company name suggestions anyone

Zerofy - when you down vote a rant that had +1

that moment when an input error costs you money

spend better part of my day processing about 400M rows of data with MySql, woo ain't no single line of code that can do that in 12hrs 😊

worst project ever

I'm very hateful today, geez

instagrams "based on likes" is total bullshit, I don't like shit those suggestions like but if you scroll through your contacts you'll find those suggestions. Why not just say it like it is: "from your contacts or from your friends contacts"

A toast to the perks of backend, to never being bothered again with every single ui change.... Just you and your code 😏😀

Don't buy in to the hype, find what you like to code in, pursue that...

This week's rant has opened up my eyes on security leeks I didn't know I had, thanks devrant

When your drinking buddy is an AI by Google

Looking at well written code like damn👏👏👏

When you've got real rants 😂😂😂

Do you ever feel like you get paid breadcrumbs, like where the bread at?

When the client doesn't know what to build and you know exactly what they need 🙌

Most people are opinionated, don't be most people

Remember the first day somebody paid for your software 😀

Going to design a contract for my services it's going to include additional costs for additional changes because with clients the job is never done 😉😉

Called to maintain a WordPress site. Site has 100 plugins, two to disable right click. Somebody kill me already 😂😂😂

How many times have you been pulling down just to see an update... 😀😀

You make friends, you make rivals. The wheel of life continues.....

Fuck Chuck Norris and all he can do