girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

Coming up with a name for my company just makes me want to become a stripper instead

CEO once thought it would be hilarious to give everyone Christmas bonuses in the form of little brown paper bags filled with fifteen hundred $1 bills.

Was a little awkward trying to deposit. 👯‍♂️

I swear if I quit my job as a developer and became a stripper I’d still get adverts from udemy, code academy and the rest about become a developer 😭😭😭 when will they fuck off

Updated my setup with this beautiful 2 in 1. Love this!!

Diffie–Hellman key exchange is not allowed in this area. For your convenience, an SSL stripper was placed on to every near network.

Working with threads is like a box of chocolate
you'll never know what you gonna get

My favourite is Java.
It is so elegant and offers so many cool features...

... jk, lol

Dear Dark Side #6
Clean secret stripper club pervs:
Hit Alt Space on targeted machines
If a stripper shows on the desktop, purge
If a password prompt, demote

Anyone here have zero children and perfectly content to stay away from them and need a live in companion who likely will not kill there ducked up ass ?

I need a drinking and stripper buddy