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Software Engineer by day Software Engineer by night
Skills

HTML+CSS+PHP+JS, C#, C++, Swift, Java
Location

Hessen, Germany

Joined devRant on 7/10/2016

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When you're dead tired and keep making stupid mistakes...
git commit -m "ugh..."

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hahaha....

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A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

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That's the only thing I use it for. 😂

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Certain developers allocated memory before it was cool. they where called heapsters.

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When you go to paste a piece of code with CTRL+V and accidentally press CTRL+C instead so you have to go back and re-copy it.

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Must be nice when product managers can go on two week vacations across Europe but you can't take one because you have a deadline.

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there are no dumb questions,
only dumb people...

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A relational database goes to a noSql bar, after a while it goes out, because couldn't find a table

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If java had real garbage collection then most programs would delete themself immediately upon running.

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After being in China for one week,I realized how much I actually use Google during the day.don't know how they do this but even using a VPN is not a solution most of the times :-? At least devRant is not blocked here;)

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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

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When the PM says, "That's just an if statement, right?"

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A door resistor, because door stoppers are overrated..

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Being honest which excuses have you used?

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You are into too much of Java when only camel notations seems correct to your eyes. Even in case of normal words 😝.

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The truth...

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I took leave from work for a couple of days and guess what... 😁

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my thoughts on git

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Joke of my life...😂😉😉

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Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

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how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

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hobbit
hobbyte

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Everyone knows it. It keeps making me smile :-)

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live with it

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Well guy has some trust issues

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Best weather for coding :)

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