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Normal guy : it's hard to understand my girlfriend ...👯😣💩

Front-end Dev : Ha.. then try Javascript 😎

I used to be a Javascript hater. But the more I learn and use it I get more and more impressed

I like to live dangerously

Was reading a recipe when suddenly some wild JavaScript appeared.

What does a local variable say to a global variable in Javascript?

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

What is this... (javascript tutorial)

What a wonderful language JavaScript is. It's the only language where "(+(+!+[]+[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+[!+[]+!+[]]+[+[]])+[])[+!+[]]" is equal to just simple "." character.

*yesterday*
Client: "Perfect! How did you do this so quickly?"
Me: "I used a library"
*today*
Me: "I'm still debugging. It will take some time"
Client: "Well, it has already taken too long...I can hear Mozart in the background. Maybe you need to go to a library to get some quiet and get it done fast. Visit the one you used yesterday."
Me: "Library?...Ah, I meant plugin...like, code...a library is a bunch of packaged code"

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

the truth about python...