I have nothing against windows (use it on main pc) but man does it get slow on "not top of the line" laptops. Linux here i come.

I just wanted some water :(

When a disc drive's driver comes on a disc

Boss: I need to demo our product but it looks smaller on my laptop.
Me: That is because you have a 1920x1080 monitor and your laptop is 1280x800
Boss: Is that something you can fix?
Me: No you will need a new laptop, but the company has a sales laptop with that resolution.
Boss: No just get the company credit card and buy me one today!
*Bosses son hears*
Bosses Son: Here take the sales laptop
Boss: Will that be quick enough
Bosses Son: It has a 8 core i7 Processor, 16GB ram and a dedicated GPU
Boss: *looks at me confused*
Me: Your demoing a web browser, that will be more then ok. But were using chrome so 16GB of ram will be pushing it.
*me and bosses son laughs*
Boss: Can we upgrade it?

Fuck Windows server. Fucking fuck it. How fucking difficult can it be to create a fucking backup. Motherfucking fuckity fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Which is used more on devRant?
Duck or Fuck?

Sad =(

Stickers are in. Works well with the zelda decal. :)

Fucking hate it when a website asks for feedback when I just fucking went to their homepage. Fuck you.

Happy Birthday!!

"Yeah i use linux because its free and open source and secure!!"

*uses chrome and google*

Hello World in different languages

Linux will never be the most installed system, when people continue reinstalling Windows this much

Theres ALWAYS a way

Toox this photo today in a store. Dude, were fucking 2016

I can't wait for graphene processors..
300ghz processors ... Damn 😉