Bug whisperer

My favourite color: black_light. Found this jewel in someone elses code.

Being persona non grata in the office during two days a week.

None or changing requirements

I kinda miss the do while loop. It seems it fell out of style, compared to a for each or a while. I always feel a bit guilty when IntelliJ tries to autocomplete the do while loop and you just want a variable that starts with do.

OneNote and their global shortcuts.

Don't be afraid to try and error.

The feeling to not deserve any achievement or compensation, because you are not good enough.

The exhilarating moment of truth, when you build your project after making huge changes during refactoring some vital component and it compiles.
I also like the feeling of creating something. You can start a new project and after a few hours work you have made a skeleton that has some functionality. Only with the power of your mind!
It's the nearest thing to magic!

Does anyone else delete all breakpoints and close all tabs when a bug is finally fixed?

You could do a game.

I like the isUserGoat() function from the Android SDK.

Google is all about bringing new features, which are normally good ideas. But did why don't make what they already have?

You are normally operating with a beta tested base and some new alpha feature.

A what?

I am so sick with shithead designers that heard about android, but decided it was not important enough to consider it and make their design for android and ios exactly the same. And then force you to implement the ios app in android with the same elements, even supressing native out of the box funcionalities.
They get paid for producing poopy smelly shit.

About to merge develop into master, major bug in a, since a year, never touched part of the code.

Watch cyanide & happiness videos until my mind is unclogs.

Word Document with all the API calls.

I think I've hit the co-worker jackpot.
Downside: I'm afraid to make any changes, because I don't think I'll get this lucky again.

One of the best feelings is when you're hip deep in code refactoing and you're delezing old code with your new and shiny code.

When you look through two year old code and have to make it conform with your new and shiny code.😀

Android 7 is Nougat! I wish for the statue to be more sweet.

I don't trust devs who don't drink coffee or tea. It's unnatural.

Pesky error.

I'm more upset when I don't get an exception then when I get one.