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Semicolons and magic
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java,android
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Zürich

Joined devRant on 6/19/2016

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LalaLan

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This one's going up in the cubicle

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BF: If you were a database, I would join with you.
Me: Left or right?
BF: Inner.

(there are no words)

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Why Java developers cant be homeless?
They always have JAVA_HOME

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Programmers love emotions #1

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A bit off.

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The OGs

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rawr. ;)

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Especially VBA

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What's object orientation's favourite method of becoming a millionaire?

Inheritance.

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When you realize you haven't compiled in hours

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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Password requirements these days :|

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.eminem {
word-spacing: 0;
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You are like HTML, I spend most of my time on your <body>

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Hey girl,
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.

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Knock, knock.
Race condition.
Who’s there.

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Every programmers dream convo

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Never look at your computer when it's compiling, it can sense you and it becomes more prone to errors.

#CompilerConspiracy

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/*
Pickup line by a dev-

Hey girl,
I always thought `love` was a static class till you made an instance of it!

copied
*/

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb .

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What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance!

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!false, it's funny because it's true 😂

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Why I love my programming job 😂✋

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Fact:

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Yo mama so fat, her layout_width="match_parent"

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Java Joke......

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yo mama so fat, she got multi-dex enabled

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- What did a Java static method accused of criminal possession of a weapon said in his deffense?

- "THIS does not belong to me!"

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