Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

Implementing a while loop subconsciously

"Professor, my if loop isn't working!"
IF LOOP!?!?!?!! 😫🔫

‎Ways of doing a for loop.

Why😂😂😂😂

Looping in kitchen be like

The endless loop of Linux gaming problem.

Everyday :/

“That regex almost worked, lemme just tweak it a bit–”
*2 hours later*
“Fuck it we’re processing strings character by character with a while loop like granddad did.”

Coding essentially is an infinite loop of:
1) wtf
2) ah yea

Add sprinkles of "that should be easy" and "why did i agree on this"

Math: the imaginary unit is i.
Electrical engineering: no, it's j.
C hacker: hands off my loop variables!

Well played sir, well played! 😁😁

New hire taught me a new Java construct - the "if loop"

🤔🤔🤔

Th nested for loop 😂😂😝

*🤣*
This is certainly funny

Just replaced a 300 line switch case with a simple if statement inside a foreach loop.
Feels sooo good man

I remember reading shampoo directions as a kid and it feeling wrong to exit the cycle.

1. wet hair
2. apply shampoo
3. lather
4. repeat

I didn't choose development life, it chose me

When you forget to exit a loop

#devlife

The Infinite Loop :p

He is doing his fucking best ok.

Boss: Oh can you add this feature?
Me: I added that function already and you said to take it out.
Boss: Can't you just copy and paste it from an earlier version?
Me: No its really not that simple, I removed a bunch of tables and went to town cleaning the code so it's super quick and "sexy fast" as you put it.
I go home, work all night and forget to eat.
nextDay++;
Boss: Actually just hold back on that, I'm having second thoughts.

When a project seems to be in an endless for (fucks sake) loop.

I wonder what happens if you accidentally make an infinite loop on a quantum computer.

My cs prof just said if loop.

GUYS WE HAVE BEEN WRITING FOR LOOPS IN JAVA WRONG THE WHOLE TIME. Here is how it should be done correctly...
int i = 0;
for(;(i<10) ? true : false;)
{
i++;
System.out.println(i);
}

Jokes aside though does anyone have any more horrid ways to write this?

"There is a network loop"

The Programmers's circle :|

Deadly loop...

Going to forums asking for help as to why my nested for loop wasn't working correctly after the first loop only to realise I was using the variable i for both loops...

Felt like an absolute twat

!rant

So this year I had a subject at university called "Linux internal architecture", and for the last assignment I had to write a kernel module and interact with it with a separate program written in C.

Once I had finished and tested the driver, I went on to write the other program, which was supposed to use system calls to read and write data to the module. While debugging this program (~500 lines of code) I reached the level of frustration where you just start printing absurd messages everywhere in your code to see what's wrong. So for example instead of printing "This error happened in this function", my error messages were more like "Fuck this fucking function it doesn't fucking work".

Guess who forgot to delete all those messages before sending the code to the teacher...

Also, if a specific mode is selected, the program enters a while(1) that, apart from doing what it's expected to do, also creates a file in the user's home directory called something like 'motherfucker' and appends the words 'fuck this shit' to it. INFINITELY.

I really really hope this teacher doesn't try to run the program in his own computer, or he's in for a big surprise.

A recruiter called today.

A new job proposal. Higher salary, manage some 5 men team, DevOps buzzwords, cool product, great conditions but then she says "and we're working only in Windows environment".

My ears ringed "only in windows env".. "only windows"... "windooowwssss".

"Nope, thanks, have a good day!" - hung up.

Took me 2 fucking days to figure out why the loop wasn't working, biggest facepalm ever.

if(iterator.hasNext()){

// some awesome code

}

Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!.
Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!
........ 😒

Just completed my first watercooling loop. Damn is this awesome

Instead of a loop, he wrote it by hand line for line... My eyes man... My eyes...

Been programmed to write the loop this way

I've never seen someone this desperate to show the splash screen

Gaming on Linux:

Linux doesn't have many games..
Why? Because the market share is small.. But why is that? Because Linux doesn't have many games. FUCK

First world problems.
New GPU to long for current loop.

Need to redo that anyway.

Damn you stackoverflow!

Why can't we declare an answer as outdated or deprecated or just plain out wrong!

I like that you have so many questions, yet when the correct solution is a 0-upvoted by a 0-rep user hidden at the very bottom between a huge amount of wrong answers and whereas the *accepted* yet wrong answer has upvotes that are skyhigh, it just wastes my time.

All that is achieved is a feedback loop enforcing a faulty answer will accumulate ever more upvotes. And waste somebody else's time in the future as well.

I cannot add the correct information, as that would harm the author's intent. I cannot edit the faulty answer to state that there is a better answer, as that would be an attempt to reply. I can downvote it, yet that just a tiny drop on a very hot stone.

All I can do is add a comment pointing to a correct answer, yet that is easily overlooked.

Come on, stackoverflow! This is madness!

while (person.isEmployedAsDev())
rant();

Always remember: Every time you write a for loop like that: for (int i = 1; i <= n; i++) a cat dies!

I've heard a lot about four loops, but how do three loops work?

20 for loop instead of a recursive solution

For love i

One day my computer science teacher (we were working with Raspbery Pi) gave us the assignment to fill some areas with blocks in Minecraft PI using a Python script.
Me: Why did you use a while loop instead of a for loop?
He: What is a for loop?

From this moment the class was mostly held by me and it was actually quite a lot fun :).

I still am quite frustrated about the quality of german computer science classes.

Every time I need to check loop iterations.

for( ; ; )
System.out.println("Dormammu, I've come to bargain");

The dev's infinite loop 💤💤💤💤😴😴😴

Meanwhile for loop in the stadium

Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop
Getting stuck in a...[read more]

Infinite loop...

Noooooo

GF: Honey... What is that thing called... It's like a neverending if statement...
Me: ... A while loop?
GF: YEAH!! It's a while loop in the brain!

imagine if devRant had a programming language

#define SHITS_I_GIVE 0

codes START_BITCH() {

FUCKING_DISPLAY("FUCK YOU WORLD\n");

COCKSUCKER_INT counter_bitch = 0;
DURING(counter_bitch < SHITS_I_GIVE) {
FUCKING_DISPLAY("I DON'T GIVE "); FUCKING_DISPLAY(counter_bitch);
FUCKING_DISPLAY(" FUCKS,\n");
}

FUCKING_DISPLAY("SUCK A COCK ASSHOLES");

}

Classmate: 'Can you help me with this if loop?'

Me: 'No, nobody can!'

2nd year of college, in computer science course and they're teaching us how to create star patterns using 'for loop'. Feels like 9th grade all over again (sigh)

Writing a tic-tac-toe player in Prolog. So much fun solving a problem with only rules and no loop control 😍

I just woke up in the middle of the night realizing that I have been dreaming of a for-loop the last few hours!

Something tells me my while loop isn't working as I had intended...

Love for i

My brother is just like f*cked up program:

Fortnite > Movies > TV Series > Fortnite > Movies > TV Series > F...

Yes, infinite loop and memory leak at its' best.

literally lol'd out loud when I saw this. Found in the source of popular event loop library libev, in ev.c line 214:

Play Spotify

:Start Loop:
Read Docs
Write Code
Huge Bug
StackOverflow
:End Loop:

// to understand infinite loop, see the bottom of this file.

At the bottom of the file:

// to understand infinite loop, see the top of this file.

Loop counter conditions.

10 loops for example in this scenario:

i<=9
OR
i<10

Was arguing with a co-worker all week over this 😂

Stucked in the loop.

Write a loop to download porn and fill your drive. Thank me later.

If you ask a programmer to do something once in a while, he'll do it forever.

Wrote for-loop without learning it in school-lesson.

Teacher says I have a gift...

Opening visual studio prompts me visual studio is not responding hit debug opens up visual studio then not responding again.

Endless loop!

I click the .exe multiple times to make a loop

When it keeps happening every time but you're too lazy to fix it because you always remember it at 7am when you want to close the computer and go get some sleep...

Ugh...

The loop talk between two Indian guys!

Why do I always here beginners say "If loop"??? Where does this come from?

Could an AI fall into an infinite loop of trying to name itself?

I once saw this comment inside two embedded empty loop :

// WHY, OH GOD WHY!

Turns out somebody deleted the content but not the loop. The next dev added the comment but kept the loop.

Stuck in a loop called life. Where is the fucking return statement.

1. Get error message
2. Google error message
3. Paste Stack Overflow answer
4. GOTO 1

Infinite loop in real life :/

X: Where is your house?
Y: Near Ramesh's house.
X: Where is Ramesh's house?
Y: Near my house.

It feels like you are talking to yourself while commits when you create a github repo and you are the only contributor. :p

Who didn't do this before knowing about loop?

Android dev rant:

>Fixing some code
>Compile code
>Take a walk, waiting for gradle to finish compiling
>Almost 10 mins, notice typo on code, while still running gradle
>Fixing some code
>Compile code
>Take a... Wait a minute

WTH.... Did my laptop finally die and enter into a boot loop or is Windows Updating?

Either way FML.... How long should I wait?

just realized puting else continue in my while loop was redundant. lol

just wrote a 16 times nested loop, i feel OP right now

Wanted to play a new game this WE.
It's quite demanding so decide to boot into Windows, because NVIDIA driver support.
Haven't booted Windows 10 in a month so I start early in the morning to do the updates.
After about 3 hours all Windows and steam updates were installed and I finally start the game.
I play for a couple of hours until suddenly - blue screen
I rebooted and was faced with another blue screen right after the Windows logo. Didn't even reach the login screen.
So here I am with a Windows install that is stuck in a boot - blue screen - boot - system repair - blue screen loop and a shitty gaming WE.

Thanks Microsoft!

Here I am wondering why the array only has 1 item after the loop finishes. I wonder if it's because the array I'm pushing too is INSIDE the loop...😁

Ah, the old locked up non-gui thread. Bastard gets me every time. My monkey brain says "Button still work, so no infinite loop". Oh, but there DO be infinite loop.

so the bank has decided to charge me for sending me the sms notification for the sms- notification-charges

makes sense 🤨 ?

Python for loop

Making a loop is like taking a dump:

If you dont manage all the shit, you'll end up with an overflow.

Once made simple .bat file that opens itself.
Changed the icon to Internet Explorer(yea i know what you are thinking but it was like 2003 or smt.)
Victim clicks the shortcut.
BANG! Endless loop of same application eventually freezing everything.
12 years old and feeling like a damn hacker feelsgoodman.jpg.

Monday, the loop beginning again.

int counter=0;

void loop()
{
if (counter>=10)
{
// nothing
}
else
{
Serial.println(counter);
counter++;
}
}

This is what I call bureaucracy

-six months ago-
"Yo! Let's learn a web framework and build some sick apps!"
"Fuck yeah!"

-yesterday-
"Yo! Should we start doing that thing we talked about?"
"Fuck yeah!"

Life is one big while(bool){loop};

Just inserted a setTimeout() inside a while loop, my browser didn't like it

I never understood what's there to like about Linux.

When I was really new to JavaScript, I wanted to create an image gallery with images which I stored in a MySQL database. Well, I did not really had a clue how to load all the image sources into my JavaScript to load the images. I also didn't know much about fetching an endpoint of my website to get the data asynchronously.

I also wasn't a good database architect at that time and my database had an image table wich was for the gallery. Within this table there were multiple columns for one image slider (there should be multiple sliders on one page in the gallery (I know... 🤢)).

So I ended up writing an PHP loop wich printed Javascript loops for each row in my images table. Within my JavaScript loop I created the sliders and set the images.

In my defense I can say: It worked. 😅

It hurts to remember this. And I hope you won't judge me.

When you're so deep in the loop and have no idea what int i, ii, iii and iiii do.

Python is stuck in a loop

And yes, I stole this gif from 9GAG.

Just some Linux file system fun...

Every time...

Understanding JavaScript - Event loop, message queue and job queue

Using x as the loop iterator instead of i

for rant in rants:
if rant.isawesome():
rant ++

The best way by far to loop a method while debugging......

i figured a sign with an infinite loop made by a robot was funny.

Synonyms of counter:
i
j
k
x
#loop

Chuck Norris can loop forever without causing a stack overflow. We refer to this as "time".

My loop checked a variable, then the next 5 nested loops checked it again, then started over. It was a hard coded variable I forgot about.

I just made my code OCD

God damn it lastpass, how the hell do you get a memory leak and an infinite loop in a fucking browser extension?! Using 7GB of RAM and all 8 cores @ 3,4GHz!!

Made a backup script today that backs up our site files and database (total size 34gb, we have 70gb storage)

the script takes 1:10 hours to far the website files and backups up the database and somehow when running in a detached terminal because my boss wanted me to run it at 4:20pm when I'm leave at 5:05pm( what could go wrong) it went in a infinite loop and filed our storage.

Our provider just called our boss that his drive is full ( why can you even see that)

Well it will not be a fun morning tomorrow

I wanna learn something new but everytime I take one course I stop at the first video u.u

It's like I can't keep on the learning curve of anything unless I have the real need to do it :/

In addition, everytime I want to retake the course, a new/unknown technology is in front of me and well... everything starts again

At the University, Algorithms class, exercises lesson..the assistant explaining the results of an assignment:

"Because here..if we use a classic 'if-else' loop..."

😳

while(true){
while(beTired()==true){
goRelax();
}
while(beBored()==true){
goProgram();
}
}

That's a fucking infinite loop

Just had to write an old-skool for loop. Index...termination condition...whole works. I feel dirty.

Bit embarrassing as someone saw me writing it, thought I was a hacker and informed the authorities. Spent the last hour being waterboarded.

We had a big laugh about it when they realized I was just fixing bugs in a legacy app.

National Security. Hilarious.

There's this little, self-loathing sigh I do every time my program locks up because I forgot to iterate inside a while loop

When you try to figure out why the program won't break out of a loop.

R.I.P laptop

when code comments be like

# loop over the array
for i in 1...10
# divide by 2
x = i / 2
# return the result
return x

We should get rid of loop invariants. They are cumbersome and counter-intuitive (hopefully someone gets the inside joke).

*trying to install arch linux for the first time*
> reboot
> system goes into a boot loop
> cant get into BIOS
> taking pc apart rn

When mysql_query gets called inside of a loop that is inside of a loop.. While the could've used a one liner mysql command...

Best of all they don't think that this doesn't effect performance...

Help, please :D
My girlfriend came to visit me and now her laptop is bricked (boot loop). She has the WIP of fall creators.

When you spend half an hour long at your code wondering why your do while loop only works once.
Then you realise there is a return just before the end of the loop.

Today was not a good day

Trying to debug Ajax calls running in infinite loop

uni prof: "you can't make an infinite for loop. Infinite loopsnare only possible with while loops"....
I think it's not what he meant, but it was a while ago and I forgot the context, but multiple students made a 'what the fuck?' noise.

How does this happen? An endless loop maybe?

I solved this bug today just to get good sleep at night by not brainstorming every solution.
Here I am thinking about the different scenarios to test my code!!I think I'll sleep peacefully tomorrow!!

Infinite while loop.

Never came home.

If only I could close that tab with an infinite loop without opening task manager... Please

a meeting on why we are behind on a project. a meeting about meeting about being behind.... too many useless meetings

My brain goes into infinite loop when an Interviewer asks, what was the hardest thing you did at your job?

Just looked at a fellow devs code (has 4 years experience). His test rig has the same 5 lines of code, copy pasted in the same file ... 400+ times.

What is the appropriate action to take?

Computers fear my devaura. Everytime I get called to fix something it magically starts working when I enter the room. 5 Minutes after I leave it broke again.

Repeat like while(true)

Oops!! I just forgot to increment a loop variable in a while loop. ended up in an infinite loop :(

Debugging a java program for hours only to find that the mistake was a semicolon just after the for loop declaration FML

Windows Update prompted me to install the 1809 update for Windows 10 recently.

I left the machine for a while and came back to find it frozen at a completely blank screen.

It eventually restarted...and got stuck in a continual loop where the Windows logo would flash for a second and then instantly restart again.

The restart occurred so early in the boot process that I couldn’t even get it into recovery mode or do anything with it to fix it.

So I had no choice but to reinstall Windows from scratch and reinstall and restore all my software and files. Took about 7 hours.

Not happy!

I seriously need a break.

Error: Break statement not within loop or switch

FUUUU!

New loading animation of YouTube. Loading loop never plays the video.

Linux doesn't like my Asus laptop
For fuck's sake stop asking me to login again when I put in the correct password, cannot even sign in as a guest jeez
Never. Partitioning. Again.

If PyTorch > Tensorflow:
print("True")

Output:
True
True
True
True
......
......
.....
True

Wait a minute? Is this a While True loop?
Doesn't look like an if condition xD

Life can be simplified with code. We're all running on an infinite loop. Eventually, we come across an unexpected bug and crash.

It takes a while to run each iteration of a loop.

That awesome momemt when you realize that the lamda function is slower than for loop 👊🏻

The worst infinite loop of all.

while(hasPoopOnTP( )){
if(goodEnough( )){
break; //it's never good enough
}
ass.wipe( );
}

So I'm writing this code, that does 2 important things, that cannot be seperated. I run the code, thing1 is correctly executed, thing2 not. No fucking idea, why this happens. Execute again, same result. Debugg the wohle thing, now everything works fine.
WHAT?
I check the code, there are no background tasks, no paralell processing, nothing that should go wrong.
Asking a Senior developer for help, he also has no fucking idea. He tells me to try to wait one second between the two things. Looking for a delay() or wait() function in my programming language but there is none. Ok, building my own delay, writing a "do 1000 times" loop, calculate some shit in it. Execute the code, it works perfectly.

Nobody has a fucking idea, why this is happening and why this solution is working, but now the code is productive and it works fine.

When the management always knows better that something IS possible, and if you're wrong they just tell you to ask the other dev on the team...

Proceeds do install docker on Windows.
> Reboot loop

What's your favourite song while you develop a software that you can listen on loop?

Time Wasted: 30 Minutes

Problem: Put the .add(myObject) statement OUTSIDE the for loop.

Solution: Today.Quit() || Coffee.Make();

In order to understand recursion, you need first to understand recursion

int rantLevel = 0;
while(true) {
rantLevel++;
}

Join the army! Create an infinite loop with your favorite language and comment it 🤔

that ankward moment when you generate a javascript infinite loop and you are not able to close or reload the window

When the client asks shit that you already went over in a meeting the previous day.

Trust me guys for loop saves life.

God I hate this loop they have us running in. It was nicer before I was self aware of it.

float integral = 0;
float dx=float.minValue;
for (float x = a; x<=b; x+=dx) {
integral+=f(x)*dx;
}

A classmate just literally wrote this and he believed it was the proper way to do it.
I asked him to integrate f(x)=1 on 0<x<1.

Installing a kernel is faster than installing visual zzztudio

Not a rant, but I was offered dev positions at 2 companies. Excited to start working as a developer! I guess I'll get to post actual rants soon.

Nicotine and caffeine. Oh and endless loop of relaxing jazz music from youtube

The programmer got stuck in the shower, because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said:
Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Nobody cares in this world of infinite loop of misery and happiness .

FB's technique of deterring hackers

while(isAlive(DevRant))
{
Smile();
Humour++;
Innovate();
Knowledge++;
}

Yay just froze my PC with an infinity loop 😒

How to make any piece of text irritating then it actually is...

A: add <marquee> tags ...

Irritating by how much?

A: add loop to it

How do you effectively kill all the cloned processes when you accidentally called fork() in an infinite loop before the computer starts to freeze?

The stupid shits I see...

Dt = dateadd ("s",5,now)
Do while Dt < now
Loop

WHY DO YOU NO THREAD.SLEEP ()?

I feel like um in a loop

while Alive:
wake up
eat
code
sleep

when you get infinite loop after hours of coding

"The time I've wasted, madefaka"

loop: while (awake && !cup.isEmpty()) {
drink(cup);
work;
}
cup.put(Drinks.COFFEE);
goto loop;

It is 7:46PM...
I started debugging at 10:30AM...
.Net native making my app crash at startup... even before the logger can write anything...

Just now, I find out it is because of a 3rd party lib...

"Going crazy" can't even begin to describe today...

I really didn't need this shit today... just not today...

Error in linux be like D∈∀DL❍⊂κ:
Can't install module <a> dependent on 3 other.. trying to install one of those 3 and here comes again.... Can't inatall this module depends on <a>

Writing for a loop

Anybody else forget every programming language when being interviewed? 😀🔫

mov ecx, 2
today:
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
mov ecx, 2
loop today

Out of the loop...

Why was the chill people thread deleted?

parse_str($_SERVER['QUERYSTRING'],$qry_arr);
when you see tha 4 time before he actually uses the qry_arr in a loop...

When you are dreaming about you being stuck in a never ending loop of string escape... Nightmares...

Someone just explain me why. I really can't figure other reason that beeing too lazy to think a condition while writing a "while loop".

At university, a colleague asked me what i think of his code. I see something like that:

while ( 1 ){
...
if (condition)
break;
...
}

Am I a fucking genius thinking that just moving condition into while will improve readability, or am i a fucking stupid ? Really not the first time seeing this, maybe i am missing something.

My TL always calls if block as *IF LOOP*...😐

My Coding Loop :

while (working) {
coding();
createNewBug();
if (bugs != 0) {
fixTheFuckingBugs();
if (bugs != 0) {
fuckMySelf();
} else {
continueWorking();
}
}
}