Anyone else? 😂

Sales guy (s) : how many hours do you think this project will take?
Developer (d) : well I guess about 250 hours

(one week later)

S: I finally sold that project
D: nice! When do we start?
S: you'll start next week and it needs to be done one month later
D: 40 hours a week, times 4 weeks for one month is roughly 160 hours
S: yes
D: but I said I needed 250 hours
S: yeah but they didn't accept that so I sold it for less
...
(and no the scope didn't adjust to the new time frame)

Why u r so dumb 😓😩

Current me

My life is code and code is my life.

My body clock is completely messed up fml

IF YOU WRITE IN A FORUM ABOUT A PROBLEM AND YOU SOLVED THE PROBLEM, TELL US THE FUCKING SOLUTION YOU MORRON! YOU TOOK THE EFFORT TO JUST WRITE "I SOLVED THE PROBLEM" WITHOUT WRITING A WORD ON HOW THE FUCK YOU DID IT. DO YOU THINK I READ THIS FUCKING TOPIC FOR FUN? I AM ONLY INTERESTED IN THE SOLUTION, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU SOLVED IT OR NOT!!!

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

Love for IE... 😐😬

Pretty accurate ....

Am I alone? 😅😂😂

Your manager is not always your fan.

Coming out the test today. There is a message from the Professor in the back of the test.

If songs were codes...

Debugging JS sometimes is like

Whenever I have to work on others' code

Rose is red,
Violet is blue.
C0FFEE is not brown,
But a mix of green and blue.

If this rant gets 4,294,967,296 likes, it might cause an integer overflow.

"Stylized"

Where's the post?

What people think devs do ...

Overthinking

Project Manager finds a bug
Me: Its an easter egg :P

Here's the WordPress template, he said. It just needs a few tweaks, he said.

I hate tight deadlines, I'm frustrated, can't sleep, feels like I'm chained to the desk..
Up until I remember doing a 2 months work in a single friggin week, it's a one poisoned chalice 😓

FUCK YOU PHP!!!! FUCKING HELL JUST FUCK THE HELL OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
8 GOD FORSAKEN HOURS SPENT TRYING TO ZIP SOME SHITTY FUCKING FILES IN A FOLDER ON MY WEB SERVER TO HAVE THEM DOWNLOADED TO MY CLIENT COMPUTER.... 8 HOURS UNABLE TO OPEN THE DAMN FILE AND THE ISSUE WAS "echo" & "print_r()" STATEMENTS GETTING TRAPPED IN MY ZIPARCHIVE BUFFER MAKING THE ZIP FILE A GIANT PILE OF UNREADABLE SHIT.
HOW IN GODS NAME WERE THOSE FUCKERS EVEN BEING ADDED TO THE ZIP FILE.

Fucking hell. Time to sleep.

FIXING A BUG IN PRODUCTION

We've all been there

When someone asks me about good coding habits ...

!rant