What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

How do you say Hello World in your language?

Here's mine,

નમસ્તે દુનિયા - Namaste Duniya

FUCKING MOSQUITOES MUST DIE

Friend asked him if I could test his program.
I help him test his program and found a memory leak.
He investigated the issue...
After a few hours, he found out that his garbage collector had a memory leak :^)

How to get shadow banned for urgent requests?
Simply ghost the developer close to the deadline!

This is my life now, the cancer has taken over...

Friend: dude, JavaScript seems awesome. It looks so easy and there aren't any annoying compiler errors like in Java

Me: I know it sounds cool in theory, but it sucks in practice, trust me

Friend: no way, dynamically typed languages are the future

*Friend installs node*
*Friend writes a simple script*
*Friend gets undefined errors because of a few typos and has a hard time debugging it*

Friend: JavaScript is retarded

-_-

So this happened last night...

Gf: my favorite bra is not fitting me anymore
Me: get a new one ?
Gf: but it is a C already.
Me: get a c++.

After 5 sec i bursted in laughter, she was confused.

Fuck C++ I am so done with this garbage

No I do not accept differing opinions

The best motivation to quit Image Classification... x_x

I'm out of a job during Corona. Sucks huuuh?

Android vs Iphone

Browsing devRant on RemixOS, an Android based OS for desktop and laptops.

when you are at someone else's desktop/laptop and the screen is so dirty you can almost see what that person likes to eat.
yuck!

And if that's a touch-screen, you are literally touching what that person ate weeks, months ago.

:p Python rocks