Not me, but a colleague of mine ordered 10,000 pens with <company>.com printed on them - but our company had a .org address.

Ctrl + Z in real life.

No youtube just stop

Heard a conversation between my colleague and the boss

Boss: (saw my colleague's messy desk) hey, could you organize your desk? It's not nice to see when clients come in. You know what they say, messy desk represents a messy brain..

Colleague: (glanced over to the boss' empty desk) and what does an empty desk say for the brain?

Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?

"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson

Hmm...that make sense.
(addict to devRant now..)

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

I absolutely hate when people name local variables something like temp or tmp. I was working on a project with a guy who did this with almost every local variable and it was really confusing to have like 7 variables with the same name in the same class.

Please use informative names!

@dfox I just double tapped a rant to ++ it and then, after I double tapped, I got this:

please don't...

Password requirements these days :|

My job is so f**king unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work.
Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single f**king day.

Anyway, I drive these dicks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.

There are only two ways to write the code without any bugs . But works only the third .

-Why don't you get married?
-We are testing each other for bugs .

Copy-pasted a code from SO , it didn't work . Aded some code, something messed up - now works.

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

Well, at least there are no errors...

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

When you see a comment like this in your codebase:

// I don't know what it does, but touching it will break it!

127.0.0.1 is where the WiFi automatically connects.

I wish I could debug mosquitoes.. this way I could leave them hanging on a breakpoint all night and prevent them from flying next to my ear just before I fall asleep

When you forgot to remove your lorem ipsum text

code as if your users are like this

Caffeine? Nah. I transform Google searches into code.

you know shit got serious when you create your own stackoverflow account and post your issue.

That's a tough career choice decision to make 😝

very important before you leave this world..

know that person who brags about using linux, but uses wine for all his applications.