"Time to install Arch Linux!"
*8 hours later*
"Back to Open Suse!"

Repeat every 4-5 months.

Seriously, I would LOVE to get Arch running on my laptop, but everytime I try to something goes wrong, be it bootloader, audio, cooptimus drivers, undetected network card, window manager going crazy, etc etc etc... and I simply end giving up and reinstalling my backup.

Someday, Arch, someday...

Android app update available! I wonder what they've changed? 🤔

Changelog: "We improved the app and made it better."

Well thanks. 🖕

I hate when this happens:

Me: "I'm a programmer."
Other Guy: "Seriously? Can you fix my printer?"

When the whole dev team desperately tries to convince the boss to get Linux on the new servers instead of windows.

Time to stop reading this article anyway!

"Come with me if you want to code"

No, Dell isn't an operating system.

Damn it captcha. I didn't bring much lunch, am starving and you pull this shit!!

Me: Hi, how can i help you today?
User: Sorry, i can't upload a picture for my profile. It shows a popup saying that i already uploaded it.
Me: it's because you uploaded.
User: Awesome man, thanks.

Yea,

this email

is totally

#legit

Interviewer: what would you say your biggest accomplishments to date are?

Me: ............*thinking* I made that kick-ass sandwich that one time!

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

The Linux!!!

Windows 10 is asking me if I want to put my 5-8kg desktop computer in flight mode.
I'm now picturing my self looking for a power socket needing 650w in a airplane

If I had a dollar for every time IBM disappointed me, I would buy IBM and turn it into a company that sells dildos and fake poop so their product would be more up front and direct.

Worst security bug I have ever found was Windows. The best bug fix was installing Linux ;)

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

jim :"this is not a bug.. you just can't use localhost for developing on your machine.. it is forbidden.. things break"

"your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, CV, a gang sign, a dragon blood"

Well...shit

-Code all day at college
-Get home to rest
-Bored
-Back to coding all night

!rant
When you're sick of maintaining the biggest torrent site and decide to open a restaurant instead

ROT13 as password encryption *cringes*