When you code in Python 3 and the final library you need only works on 2.7

Best use of stress ball

Here we go my first rant...

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LOL...😂😂😂

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Me greeting a female friend with a joke: Hey baby, wanna play with my python?
Her: Only if it's well commented and production ready.
Me: I love you.
Her: I know.

if(!pain)
{
gain=null;
}

You know you're backend when it took you 30 minutes to program the inner workings of the platform... and 4 days to make it look pretty.

The everyday software development process:

I can’t fix this!

Crisis of confidence 😕
Questions career 😳
Questions life 😩

...oh it was a typo, cool 😆 🙌

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Was creating an interactive map through Google Maps API. The map wasn't displaying at all on the website. Spent 2 hours trying to fix. Just realized I've not given height to the map div :-/

When you've been debugging for an hour because an element keeps disappearing in Chrome and you find its because of Adblock :/

Bus.rar

made my first dollar(actually $4) on internet.
got a gig on fiverr.

client wanted his joomla website to be unresponsive so website looks same on all devices.

never touched joomla.
it took ne 2.5 hours but actual work was only 10-15 minutes.

yippiiiieee.....😀😀😇😇

Real life scripts

Since posting your setup is the cool new thing on devrant, I'll jump on the bandwagon!

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

Waiting for my stickers

Hmmm says it all really

Hotel offers no breakfast, towels are not exchanged unless you request every day, staff does not speak English, cleanness is clearly very broad definition...

WiFi is excellent.

5/5 would recommend.

The moment when you learn Java for ~6 months at the university and someone in the back asks: "whats a integer?"...😅😐

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

my gf visited over the weekend. when she went out to get groceries I kept myself busy looking for a error on a project.
she came back and was like: did you fail to end a sentence with a period.
that solved the problem

Got access to a university's supercomputer today, 512 cores, 8TB RAM... I'm still shaking...

A new type of dev hiring strategy:

I'll pick some selected rants from devRant and show it to the candidate on a white board. Their reaction will decide their chances of hiring ;-)

The best captcha

When I was first hired, I coded all day long and all was right with the universe. Then I got promoted. now all I do is attend meetings, grant access, and review other people's code. I need a demotion.

Just got out of a 2-hour meeting where I was told to keep doing what I was doing.

History is not made by people who use incognito windows