Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
-
Similarities between this spider and me:
- We both are web developers
- We both live in same room
- We both try to find bugs everyday
11 -
My boss is a bit annoyed that I’m listening to the music in my headphones during work.
“Are you sure it doesn’t make you lose the focus?”
Fuck you!
The will to quit is everyday greater.11 -
So my college has Apple iMacs and this is the pain I have to go through everyday.
Why can't they just clean it at least once?
37 -
That feeling when the feature you've been working on everyday for the past 2 months is pushed into production.
My baby's all grown up now 😭8 -
College/university: gets a FAIL for plagiarising stack overflow. Serious offence
Working full time: gets PAID to plagiarise stack overflow. Everyday routine.11 -
Hilariously cool error.
I mean, not everyday your editor tells you to meditate or sing you a bob Dylan’s song, right?
That’s a nice touch atom.
2 -
Client: When will you give me an update on this feature
Me: In two weeks
Client: okay that’s fine
Client proceeds to call me everyday asking me for an update🤨🤨
Fuck you sir.4 -
Finally Going to Resign !!
I worked only for a month in current company but it feels everyday I am dealing with dementors.6 -
I don't know what to do I got hired by a adult video company. I will be maintaining sites you visit everyday.13
-
Buy a $2000 suit that you will wear once or twice a year and nobody cares.
Buy a $120 keyboard that you will literally use everyday and people lose their minds.14 -
A friend just asked me to make an app that displays a different porn link everyday and makes a push notification which he wants to use with his friends.
For free. Nah fam2 -
you always learn something new everyday.
Strike a male USB cable on the back of an iMac, and you get yourself an unexpected shutdown.
oh, and a few cool sparks as well.10 -
Catch a sysadmin's laptop unguarded. Put fakeupdate.net on windows 10. I never saw so much pain on a man's face. Priceless!1
-
Introducing my everyday weapon against bugs.
Colour pattern to change depending on my mood or my rage against PEBKAC.
5 -
It would appear that having the same application open for 14 hours a day everyday takes its toll on your monitor.
11 -
Everyday I wake up, I just think where did humanity go wrong? What mistakes were made? How the fuck did we end up with IE? And why do people still use it?5
-
Do you know that programmers are murderers ?
We kill everyday hundreds of children.
And none of us realize it.6 -
Programming makes me feel like I am Jack Sparrow I do not completely understand problems, struggle with it and somehow manage to make success out of it ...Ah everyday it's an adventure in the brain1
-
Seeing all devrant posts actually give me a feeling of not being alone with my everyday work-related issues. It's good to be a programmer and even better to be a part of a global community.1
-
PM: "Hey, can you send an email to SysAdmin I can't print in colours?"
And vagues off to a meeting.
Me: "what the fuck"16 -
Fun fact: If you see a developer that wears suits everyday, there's a 90% chance he does C#/ASP/VB.11
-
How come everyone has so many cool setups at their workplace and I have a fucking 4 year old laptop that hangs thrice everyday.. FML 😕14
-
- Release the stable v2 of devRant unofficial UWP
- Work on a new app
- Improve everyday and never give up1 -
Everyday I prefer Linux more and more over Windows 10...
...even running a "rm -Rf /" is exponentially faster7 -
Hey, devs.
Does anyone use trackball mouse for everyday needs? Is it worth it?
Old one is dying, considering different options.
13 -
Which of your everyday tools do you like most?
For me it's:
- Sublime Text
- IntelliJ
- BetterSnapTool (os x)
- coffee machine
- Zsh28 -
Companies emailing you about a product in your cart is annoying as fuck.
If I wanted it, I'd have bought it whenever I fucking put it in my cart. Don't email me everyday telling me it's there16 -
!rant
whenever I open devRant I really get motivated to program everyday and being a student that motivation helps me a lot.4 -
+ "Stop sitting in front of that computer and start studying!you spend everyday staring at that monitor!"
- "I'm a computer science student" :| -
I am so obsessed with programming that I am surprised when everyday products just work and do not fall apart when being used.4
-
Today's office.
Unfortunately it isnt everyday, but iy's nice from time to time to work outdoors while visiting family.
2 -
Me. Everyday. I was actually fired for “unprofessional conduct.” Apparently screaming fuck at everyone and telling them to get fucked when they’re being stupid isn’t professional.
I like to think of my behavior as “informal.” 😉9 -
Helped this guy with one part of his project. Now i wake up everyday to can you do this for me requests.
15 -
Reading books, not sure if you can even call it a non-dev activity since it is essential in my opinion but reading improves my programming skills everyday!
-
everyday another damn js library with a godamn benchmark claiming kicking every major library's ass by a factor of 10!
just GTFO dude.
I'm tired of seeing that shit :/10 -
Everyday I see on DevRant people hating Java, PHP, JavaScript, .NET, C++, C#... Then what do you like ??26
-
Everyday I change all of my colleague's i++ in ++i in for loops, and he changes my ++i in i++. This goes on forever...11
-
Home office!
-Everyday PC
-Laptop for the convenient mobility.
-Old Mac Mini for iOS builds.
Here is where I pretend to do work.
-
Me trying to generate a new ssh key after a long while
ssh keygen
ssh key-gen
*DuckDuckGo how to*
Oh!
ssh-keygen5 -
!rant
Hey guys!!! just signed up... but have been coming here everyday for the last few weeks.. it feels awsome to be here guys... :D
Gotta deliver part of a project tomorrow, soo... back to coding10 -
New opportunity coming to the people who try. Got this opportunity, i better not suck at it. Give it regular time everyday to earn atleast some title before my degree.
9 -
It takes 2 hands to count the number of times everyday that I lose my mouse curse due to have too many monitors.4
-
Today I messaged my CTO 👩💻 ,
"If you were a repo, I'd commit to you everyday"
and didn't get a reply. What will happen tomorrow ?18 -
So i have been working with a so called python expert my manager on a project.
He has 3 years of more experience in python than me.
The best thing is he shows up everyday with random post from stackoverflow to fix our bugs everyday.
And if the code is in python2 he says that only difference is just put () around print and it will work
🤦♂️
He earns thrice as much i do3 -
I work remotely and have to attend a 'scrum' call everyday which I fucking hate. It gives me anxiety as I already dont like extensive phone calls.13
-
I could not do anything else. Physics, Chemistry, Biology didn't interest me.
Tried competitve programming, failed miserably.
Tried app dev and server dev, they surprise me with their awesomeness everyday :D1 -
Our job is basically doing something new or something we've never done everyday and trying to guess things over and over again until it works.6
-
It's actually right now. I'm looking forward to my interview at another company today.
So sick of getting angrier everyday.1 -
As the founder (both biz and tech) of a startup, here is my timer list everyday. It reminds how much time I left before the day ends and how much tasks waiting for me to finish.
29 -
I backup my home partition everyday at 9 pm.
Feels good.
You should also.
You don't want to remember this post when it's too late..1 -
Having a job helps a lot when you've just had a really bad breakup. The work distracts you from the shit you're going through for at least 10 hours everyday. But the weekends become really depressing.3
-
Git pre-commit check means that only team lead can merge to master. Team lead is also pulled in meetings all day everyday and so never has time to merge...1
-
`This is not over......................Young man...`
Is what I say to my IDE everyday before heading home1 -
Anyone else change their avatar almost daily? It feels dirty to wear the same thing everyday I think I'd start to stink...
-
Everyday is my worst legacy code experience...... I go into work, open up anything written less than a year ago, and another part of me dies.
-
The new regime our PM took on this morning with a newly hired, and still mentally sound dev.
"We will solve bugs for an hour everyday"
FTW11 -
Drink. Coffee.
I always make sure I learn something new everyday even just small bits of information. -
UTF-8, one of the biggest hack that we use everyday. First draft of UTF-8 was written on the back of the napkin.
https://cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ucs/...
https://youtube.com/watch/...3 -
I like to use programmer logic in everyday conversations, especially with not programmers, like
They: would you like coffee or cake?
Me: yes
The real question is "would you like coffee xor cake?"4 -
I wish it was more acceptable to leave a job every 2 or 3 years. I like seeing how different developers work and learning from more than just the same 5 people everyday.3
-
Best: I got my first job as Android dev
Worst: Long commute everyday (2.5 hours from home to work)2 -
JavaScript would say:
I am just as popular as my Dad but nothing like my Dad. Did I mention that I make new babies everyday. -
This week has not been fun. I worked 12-14h everyday, slept 4h, felt like a zombie. It's 3pm and I still have 8 tasks to go.
4 -
I wouldn't be here on GitHub everyday if it wasn't for these green tiles that attracts not only employers, but yourself. Wish the monthly was still a little bit cheaper for us outside the US.6
-
Without caffeine ➞ me ⩶ useless
With caffeine ➞ anxiety++
Btw I don't drink 10 liters / 2.6 gallons of coffee everyday or anything, just a small latte does the trick ..
9 -
Best part of being a dev is the fact that we get to use our brains everyday. No day is ever monotonous.
-
They said: hey, we need to hire a guy to work directly with you and help with your everyday tasks.
They didn't say that he will be in a different country.3 -
You know those ‘Pumped up’ days where you can just do anything? How do we make this an everyday thing? 🤔5
-
So I'm about to finish The Design of Everyday things by Don Norman and I have Clean Code coming up next.
But what are some good programming books that are tech agnostic?2 -
The only technology that has updates more than microsoft windows--> android studio...Like the dev team gets a eureka moment everyday1
-
Our stand up takes an hour everyday.
Explanation: everyday the same two guys pretty much hijack stand up by talking about tickets that ONLY involve them and has no relevance or dependency to the 8 other guys standing idle. Eventually I suggest they take the conversation offline because the rest of us aren't required. Scrum master gets offended and looks at it me like I've just spat in his face.
Productivity out the window or am I at fault?6 -
Me coding and researching to fix new things everyday and people come to me saying:
"You are working too much"
And I'm thinking: actually, its a never ending learning job, I dedicate so much because almost everyday I learn at least one thing.
But knowing that non-tech people have a hard time around it I just answer: yeah.3 -
Pressure that wasn't there.
I thought there was work pressure, but it was all in my mind.
I'm coding well, getting better everyday.1 -
Meta devRant rant:
Everyday there's a rant that reads, "I don't care what others think but I love me some PHP because all the $ gets me $$$, it just works™!"2 -
Day 5 in quarantine: I miss my fuckin pig ignorant arrogant toxic motherfucker boss and coworkers ! I learned to deal with those motherfucker everyday for 7 Years.
Ps: 10 years ago I loved my wife. 😥4 -
Everyday I go on Reddit to find memes, and share it with my girlfriend. Maybe I should build a website for this?11
-
I really like how there is something new everyday that you can do to protect your privacy even more 😄3
-
Never understood why other Devs are annoyed most of the time, until i started working with a project manager and having meetings 4 times a week. I can feel my soul leaving my body everyday8
-
Working hours basically never end.
Pair that with a very tight schedule and you have the perfect recipe for working from 9AM until 1:30AM everyday including weekends (what are those again?)3 -
I was reminded today why I love programming, starting out HTML 5, MVC in asp.net
Created my display table, was about to look into searching, sorting etc then found MVC Grid.
Everyday is a school day.2 -
I asked for increasing my salary, she said they can allow me for overtime for getting more money like increasing my salary (They asks overtime everyday btw)1
-
Experience doesnt equate number of years you worked. It acummulate through each problem/challenge we solve everyday. What your view, please share.2
-
Everyday life of a programmer:
Crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding, crying, coding,
coding while crying...4 -
When the support team flirts with you so maybe you will forget about the issue (that your website has 30 minutes downtimes everyday). 🤭
5 -
Everyday I come to work. I feel miserable. Everyday write code. Fix difficult bugs. Go home dinner sleep. Tomorrow repeat.
I am reading Jia jiang's story. Mel Robbins 5 seconds. Christ grace's lectures. Still feel miserable. What is the meaning of life? All I want is to teach people code.7 -
I try to do my work and shut up about it but it is true; work sucks the life out of your soul slowly, everyday.7
-
Wife asks me to peel potatoes. I know I am expected to peel potatoes AND carrots but I don't operate by that logic and if I did I would feel dirty inside
-
When you feels like you are dealing with assholes everyday, it is better to look in the mirror and see if you were the asshole that whole time.
-
Best part of being a dev is able to do something I love everyday and able to feed myself while doing it.
-
I've alway pronounced it sequel but everyone I know swears it's SQL, so I say that now to fit in.
I feel like a spy, lying to my closest friends everyday...2 -
So I walk past this everyday decided to finally take a picture:
http://www.ssl.co.nz/ that's the link to their website
2 -
Now I am ranting, Everyday I rant, Yesterday I runt, Tomorrow I shall rant, Already I have ranted.
[Shaking my head, wagging my tail, moving in circles, no beer, for no reason]1 -
That momento that you install jetpack plugin to monitorize your WordPress site, and everyday you receive an email saying it goes offline at 5am during 5-18 minutes...1
-
Several JavaScript Frameworks / Libraries keep springing up everyday! After learning Angular, everyone is saying it's fading and React has taken over.
What's fucking wrong with Front end?!!15 -
Sometimes I feel that us IT employees are very much spoiled.
# Work from anywhere in the world , sometimes even in your underwear.
# Work at anytime.
# Opportunity to learn everyday.
# Well paid.8 -
It's not everyday you see a pink unicorn coding and getting frustrated in a coffee shop...FYI that pink unicorn was me.
-
It's a torture for developers when you're on StackOverFlow, which is everyday, and you see awesome job postings.1
-
Spent 2 days on a client's site to do an install of our equipment on a huge project. Pretty rare for our company to install themselves.
And holy shit, I'm so glad this isn't my everyday work -
Three weeks of spending at least three hours with my computer everyday, and my back is officially in pain.
Funny how priorities change. Now I really want to invest in a good chair or maybe a beanbag.4 -
Next time someone asks me to go get something that's heavy, I'll smile, go there and return with a pointer to that thing. After all, we have to practice these programming concepts in everyday life 🚶♂️🚶♂️
-
I've got an enquiry for all you devranters. Is anybody here using WPF and XAML in their everyday life at work? If so, is it for legacy or new projects?
I'm interested.3 -
Any linux distro recommendations that works well in a virtual machine? Would like to try Linux but I still use Windows for my everyday C# and student life.29
-
Does anyone else have one person who makes them not want to go to work everyday. That person for me is my SCRUM master.
-
I love the job hunt, just thinking about ending my life everyday now. Maybe I'm just a bad programmer - or just completely dumb.
Anyone have any advice on getting front end developer jobs?4 -
Best part of being a dev? Converting coffee into code. ☕
Worst part? Dealing with others' shitty code everyday.1 -
Everyday standup is like a boring comedy movie...it is 2 hours long and you enjoy it everyday thanks to some interesting characters in the movie(standup)😂
And I am in the standup and ranting about it!!!1 -
I love how my life became shitty and sleep is only 2 hours everyday! Thank you programming thank you! *Am I being sarcastic here?*
-
Not me but, my boss chose to use devexpress "just as a visual layer" without studying devexpress deeply, this means that everyday i have to study some random devexpress quirk to fix a clients problem.
-
Monday morning meetings:
- Reminding designers what the app looks like to then discuss a defect.
- Reminding everyone else where the online meeting link is, despite the fact we have used it everyday, for the past 7 weeks. -
Anyone that codes open source and is successful with it. I would love to create some tool that helps someone in their everyday doing.1
-
I'm tired of our daily support meeting. That's almost one hour i lost everyday in which i could ne productive in my project🙄
Everyday the god damn same stories about our dumb customers and at the end nothing change...
Maybe i'll start draw all my colleagues, while i sit there😄 -
!rant but
How many of you know about Packtpub and its free learning program?
Everyday you get a nice ebook on programming :)2 -
Everyday Build releases for closed Alpha.
My PM wants our QA to do "Little bit Smoke testing" and "little bit regression" . -
This Cisco router must be incinerated. Hangs everyday. DHCP server stops giving IPs. WiFi signal range is almost nonexistent.
3 -
Didn't see this mentioned before. BeyondCompare is one I use everyday, but goes unnoticed in the fav software list.3
-
What's your favorite text editor? I'm not looking for a full-on IDE, but just a lightweight, everyday editor.22
-
The feeling when your mobile connection is faster and also more reliable than your connection @ localhost --> everywhere I'm shufflin
-
I love my job, teaches something new everyday!
I absolutely like working on 99' tech and programming languages,
I love being an on call agent so I can get my sleep interrupted,
Happy april fools fellas -
Everyday, m opening devrant and would see a new UI UPDATE.
My fingers go to click a tab and realises it's not there.. and takes some time to search where it went.
Devrant on revolution..!!! -
My project late for 2 weeks to deliver to our client cause of my dev,
Me: When you will finish your task?
Dev: this weekend, it’s only bla bla bla
But he never finish his task on time.
I am plan to cut $100 from his bonus to buy new chair for us, what do you think? Or any idea?
PS: My dev will see this rant8 -
Coolest thing I have built solo is me. I tried my best to be a better me everyday. I trained hard to be in a position today. I won't be here atleast in next 5 years4
-
So apparently coffee is healthy, drink that shit black everyday or go home #TeaAintShit
https://youtube.com/watch/...11 -
Women, software engineers make good boyfriends.
Why?
We're not scared of committing. We do it everyday at work. :P16 -
Today Mac OS terminal doesn't let me CTRL-C.
Everyday it's something with this retarded operating system for cunt1 -
- Have rebuild my blogging software
- released an API for HttpHeaderSurvey
- automated all the boring everyday tasks -
I hate people. I show them devrant or try to abstract a problem to a everyday problem people still reply with "I don't know computers" ignorant fucks.1
-
How to become a better programmer? 1. Build something everyday/hour/minute. 2. review each do. What you did well or bad. 3. Repeat.1
-
4 goddamn degrees. Cape Town was not designed for this shit. Oh and they need us in office everyday this week for some fuckin reason7
-
when I found that I want to do all the possible jobs in the world, I decided to go to developing applications for everyday and everybody...
-
I found this article today ( http://thenextweb.com/apps/2016/... ) and within minutes my team started abusing poor scorebot on slack. Didn't take long until we had to uninstall.
-
Intel management engine pwned over USB
https://bleepingcomputer.com/news/...
With everyday that passes, this Intel ME rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper. -
Best choice: Getting into the technical stuffs... And blowing up my mind almost everyday with a never seen before problem.
Worst choice: Getting stuck into an IT 😐 -
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity
40,000 men and women everyday
Another 40,000 coming everyday
We can be like they are, come on, baby
Don't fear the Reaper, baby, take my hand
Don't fear the Reaper, we'll be able to fly
Don't fear the Reaper, baby, I'm your man2 -
Since when I discovered codepen.io, everyday I watch the picked pens to discover new cool things and feel more and more ignorant. Do you have a codepen account? I want to see yours
-
How many of you work for a company which is making profit?
My current company is burning cash everyday hoping to be profitable after 1-2 years.4 -
I realized that socialism work and everyone can benefit from it, from everyday users to big companies
❤️ Open source -
Sorry not dev related
But feeling said, worried, angry and so disturbed after reading negative news about crime with girls everyday.16 -
For being smoker, I used to get this line everyday "don't smoke that way, that's harmful for health"
I'm like "we work with errors, not warning "1 -
NO Place is my favorite place to code.
Almost all my life I feel that no place actually feet my preferences.. But here I go and live everyday waiting it's end.. -
Good arch based security/privacy distros? I only know about BlackArch. Are there any good alternatives that are also pretty userfriendly for everyday work/development tasks?3
-
Become a better programmer tip 1: write large amount of code everyday. Read and understand large amount of code every day. Plus have to do self reviews after each small tasks.5
-
Ok I went to the guy from yesterday, prolly his gf took my phone but I'll get it back. Maybe.
Anyway it's 6, I'm done. Time to get real high (I'm doing this new thing were I mix cbd weed with a bit of normal one during the day not to be too stoned) and play ukulele, then yoga and work out.10 -
I love it when clients call the website developer of the company and tell with how to do his job!
It's fascinating watching the struggle... -
I'm a huge fan of stock android but it's getting worse and worse now. Stupid fucking bugs everyday that I discover.3
-
Why the hell you write test¿ if you can write 8h a day perfect working code, everyday, without a mistake?
You just waste time doing that...
</irony> -
Does anyone know whats the concept for creating an ios app that fire notification everyday at 5am with different message set for each day. #xcode #swift16
-
I never thought that I’m gonna say this. But this weekend I started using the new Edge browser and I liked it. I might use it everyday from now on. Before this my primary browser was Chrome.11
-
Hey guys, asking for web devs, which JS framework did you use for your portfolio? I'll have to learn one of these but don't know what could be nice for everyday use..
Thanks in advance2 -
Damn.. I'm filling in a web form on my mobile, and when I got to 'phone' field I tried to submit this3
-
Don't know why but I just love laptop keyboard. Not specific to what type of keyboard, just the fact it is a keyboard on my laptop... No wonder my neck pain is getting worse everyday :(
-
Nobody ever tells me i’m not good enough. They always say: Maybe you should talk to X, or maybe you should ask Y. Well both of X and Y are either too busy, not in the office at all and ofcourse just as incompetent as myself, so they give a short excuse instead of being helping in a pro active way.
Also 3D transform has it’s limitations and can’t actually twist a 2D form in a “organic way”. Now i’ll focus on things that do matter like the header thats decided to change colour on a smaller screen. -
Damn! Jeff Bezos is the world's richest man with now over 142 billion USD!!
I wonder if he feels some kind of existential crisis everyday.
Successful artists or actors become weird after becoming rich af.5 -
Everyday life: Colleague offers me a stress ball after hearing about deadline shifted forward (again).
We are ending up playing basketball in office with the whole team... -
Front End: i feel that it's the most challenging and everchanging topic out there nowdays, plus you can learn a whole stack of technologies almost everyday
-
Any Fiverr expert could help me please, I have added new gigs to my account and the impressions and clicks are increasing everyday but I've got no orders for 2 weeks. It's quite strange to me.2
-
Bring in your A game everyday
Part 1
https://youtu.be/GvAnTKd1OUg
Part 2
https://youtu.be/hgldnq8AYiA
The most impactful video I ever watched. -
Are Android apps so fucking broken that they need to be updated every single day of the year?!? -.-2
Martin Owens, a.k.a. doctormo
Man's got what it takes to be a core contributor of Inkscape and a lot more. Th... [read more]