I just convinced a Windows user to switch to Linux.

My work here is done.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

What's next after Ubuntu?

You only get three wishes.
I wish for more wishes.
I can't do that. Only three are allowed.
Sudo I wish for more wishes.
OK, here's more wishes!

For those with android:

Get universal copy. It's a life saving app.

How do people like the cinnamon desktop? It's the worst thing I've ever laid my eyes on. It looks like a worse version of Windows XP.

Just realized ebay is an http address. Looks like I won't be using them anymore...

MY FIRST 20++ POST WAS MADE A MONTH AGO.

I STILL HAVEN'T CLAIMED THE STICKERS.

I NEED TO CLAIM THE STICKERS.

Just now I discovered that SwiftKey has dark themes. My life is so much better now.

I forgot that WiFi was turned off, and so I went through half of my data plan in just an hour. Fml

@dfox Feature request: Hide all feature requests

Don't mind me, just looking through @dfox's +1s...

Advice to newcomers: Remember, if it has more upvotes than most, it's probably a repost!

Google don't do this

Meanwhile there's that one guy who uses gedit...

My friend uses a Chromebook. While he was in the bathroom, I escape refresh power'd his ass. He got so fucking scared when he came back xD

I finally learned how to use git, and now I'm in love with it

Roses are red, I have a pet hen. Microsoft recommends upgrading to Windows 10.

Roses are red, I ride on my scooter. There is a new update to your Windows computer.

"My favorite search engine is Google Chrome."

@dfox for the next week, the question should be what's the easiest way to convince someone you're a hacker? Mine is to type help into the command line and watch them go nuts. Don't even get me started on apt-get update...

My school blocked images.google.com. They didn't block Google images.

I was using the one and only Google to look up fun games to play. I found a game on this website called "scratch", which was actually a site that taught people how to code. I liked games, and I wanted to make them. So I did. The rest is history.

Mozilla Firefox is best OS.

Idk if this bug has been reported before, but if you double tap the menu button on the top left, you won't be able to exit it. You'll be stuck there forever, still able to interact with other features in the app. Weird bug, but please fix. @dfox

alias IAMROOT="sudo -i"

You've never learned everything, because something new is always created.

Because innovation.

#tower-of-pisa {
font-style: italic
}

Entire building falls down

Fuck, forgot a semicolon. I hate CSS.

Two of my rants are up to +100. How many are needed for a stress ball again?