Posted a Google form link for recruiting interns for my startup. Here's the response I got

Honest Errors!

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

Always use protection
#Ransomware

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

It got me there 😮

Front end Developers proposal

My 'ATOM' needs your 'ELECTRON'.
I want to 'REACT' with you in all 'ANGULAR' positions
'JS' say yes!!

I can see the reason why!

! RANT
Devs find it very convinient to put the blame on users.

Well your users are the one you are making for, if they cant use it, your UX IS SHIT, and you should stop developing and go sit and cry in a corner!!!

That feature though!!

In an alternate dimention 😂

Only if there was someone in my life who listened to me like NSA does :'( #LonerLife

A rainbow filter app. Period. 😐😐😐

Mean while BDSM clubs use Windows Vista

Deep 🙃

Happiness is being forced to turn off certain notifications due to overwhelming response to my first few rants.

Thank you guys. A big shout out to the developers.

P. S time to request my stickers 🙌

Just web designer things 😂
Share your experiences with such designs in comments. Would love to hear a few

My college teaches us perl now😑

Being in a college whose curriculum is 10 years old is fucking sick.

I mean really 10 fuckin years old.. Dude this is computer science field, shit changes so fast here, new languages, new standards, new frameworks and these guys don't give shit about that.

Wasting so much of my time attending these shit classes because i have to maintain 75% attendance in every subject or else i wont be allowed to write an exam.

FML

So iPhone 8 to use USB C instead of Lightning port??

A big fuck you to iPhone7 users

How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

Being a UX designer , I keep improving by working on projects spanning different sectors.

My understanding of the user behaviours is improved with every project irrespective of the outcome.

Life of a freelancer:

Freelance platforms are technologically advanced form of slave trade

Client assumes the position of lord and we the slave as soon as he hires us 😑