Why the fuck do some people need to talk so much while working?
Let me code in peace, damnit. 😒

Peer-to-peer connection.

🙂

So I just wrote a Ruby script to encrypt some files in AES.

I started it, it's designed to show the key when it's finished. It encrypted 7 files, then Kaspersky pops up and deletes my entire Ruby installation.

okeh

I'm G'root!

You still got class!

Shit, I'm reading devRant in Church! Please forgive me dear Lord.

My favorite kind of Christmas memories

I can see into the future

Worst part of being a dev. Figuring out names

When you have 113 build errors to fix, but you find a bubble wrap to pop.

I have the best gf in the world.
She tries to understand what I spend so many hours working on, even though she has little interest in it. She is seriously patient with me and lets me do my thing just because she knows it makes me happy.

People that don't know what you do, think you're just a lazy introvert that sits on the computer all day

2b || !2b

IKEA hoped for a line break

That was one careful developer

yeah binary tree ;)

Driver: "Where to?"
Me: "192.168.1.1"

Short story about my co-workers:

for ( item in myLazyTeammates) {
kitchen.push(item)
}

Front-end developer gave his son box with "Lego"

- Thanks daddy, but "it is not a constructor"

JavaScript: Object.freeze()

Because it sounds cool!

void *sbrk(int);
in C.
Because I love to play hardcore with the memory.
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

After long hours at work, I can relate

end it now

Found in the source code of a site. Interesting.

Me after 5 minutes working with CSS

Fcknlol!

Hahahaja!

Mystic Pascal

Hey JavaScripters, it's October already. Time to find a replacement for React.