Wanna catch an exception!

I hope my Mac will still work after this upgrade...

ng-if, ng-show, ng-options, ng-controller, ng-fuckme, ng-killmeplease

Client: Don't be afraid to charge us as it is must, we know your work is very valuable.

Me: Ok... *delivers the price*

Client: mmmmm... we thought it might be cheaper 😰

Me: 😒

I just LOVE posting questions in online forums and getting some amazingly helpful human being answering; "No idea, sorry."

WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR AMAZING INPUT!!!

Hey everyone - please help get devRant on stage at the TNW Momentum Conference that we will have a booth at!

We need your votes which you can place here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote/...

If you're going to be at the conference, please stop by as we'd like to meet any devRant community members that are there :)

Thank you and please let me know if you have any questions. We appreciate the help!

Edit: if you want to track our competition/where we stand, the leaderboard is here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote

Clients who think their site should always be up-to-date, yet never update their browser

When you ask for a screenshot of an error and the client sends you a blurry photo of their screen...

I just broke a magento store by registering a resize event on the window with jquery.

Wtf

JavaScript: the most bittersweet programming language.

Someone apparently broke the spam bot

Fatal Error: Cannot read property 'value' of undefined

😥🔫

For all you guys struggling at school or work. You're doing great fam. Just hang in there and do your best. Hardwork always pays off.

Oh the project is almost finished?

Here's another feature the client requires before it can be released.

Me: Okay this will take another 2 weeks to implement. Is the client happy with that time frame?

PM: You have 3 days and there's no test time, so test as you go.

Me: .....*quits*

True story, was the last straw.

"....I heard you are good with computers?"
This is how it always starts.

This

When you compare your past with your old code:

The improvements you could have made, if you had known what you know now.

A commit a day would have kept everything up to date.

A comment every now and then would have made choices understandable

Using classes would have made it easier to replace or reuse code.

Now you have to figure out what the code is supposed to do, and rewrite it.

Let's switch. What are some good devs or moments you encountered?

Thanks to you guys Im scared to use PHP now..

Makes sense now

The second episode of The devRant Podcast is here! We're happy to announce the release of episode #1 - featuring David Heinemeier Hansson (DHH) (known for creating Ruby on Rails, Basecamp, his book Rework, and much more). It was a thrill getting to interview David and we think everyone will really enjoy!

We also want to give a huge thanks to our two devRant users who helped us out and came on to talk about their rants - @peaam and @switchstep. We also greatly appreciate all of the questions that were submitted by community members. We really wanted to ask all of them since there were a lot of good ones, but unfortunately we ran out of time with DHH and we didn't get to ask any :/ We're going to make sure we better allocate time in the future.

You can get all the links to the podcast here: https://devrant.io/podcasts/... (available on iTunes, Google Play, YouTube, Soundcloud, Stitcher, and we've provided the raw mp3 in various bitrates).

If you'd like to see it on any other platforms in the future, please let us know. And like always, feedback is appreciated since we're new to this and still learning our way when it comes to podcasting. If you enjoy the show, please rate it to help us out :)

Thanks everyone!

I just realized that agile and fragile are very close...

The new MacBook Pro will have three price ranges:
- Funding to 30 years
- Robbery
- Prostitution

"everyone can code" is like to say "everyone can write". Yes, everyone can write, but there's a difference between be able to write and be able to write a successful well-written novel

We will no longer be accepting contracts which have an internet explorer or edge support requirement.

All of the front end devs are going hysterical and celebrating 😂 🎉🎉

Am I the only one who gets really excited while looking at how other people solve problems and how they make things? even if not related to dev

Lesson 1: Valid HTML Tags

I have been working with legacy code the last past two weeks. Please someone to kill me.

How do I change my user name so I can be sure my coworkers don't see me complaining about them. Fuckem they should know they suckit.

Why we always found the worst problems 2days after going to production? No matter how we tested?