I've just realised that whenever i want to go on Google Analytics I've just been typing anal and hitting enter 😅

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

z-index so high this div will end up on my upstairs neighbor's phone

don't disturb the coders who wear head phones. It will take 2 more hours to make them back to track

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.

interviewer: What can you tell us about the Unity 3D engine?

me: well, i can tell you that there is no such thing. the engine is called Unity. Unity3d.com is just the website. it's a good way of telling if someone doesn't know what they are talking about.

interviewer:😐....

Best weather for coding :)

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

People posting pictures of their stickers are getting more up votes than my posts attempting to attain stickers.

Whenever my friends/relatives ask me to fix their computers -_-

When you first start learing development patterns on Java

Only android developers will get it.

Not today!

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

What happens when is debugging time.

That guy died...

Professor: "Vim is all you'll need in life."
Me: