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I develop ui for plugins which integrate cloud services into a management/bundling/billing platform.
Skills

everything javascript
Location

Novi Sad, Serbia

Joined devRant on 2/18/2018

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Me: I have to switch to linux, this windows sucks. *click restart

Windows: where are you going baby

rant linux windows update

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Client: I want a mobile game with Leaderboards, Social media sign-ins, In-game store, Ads, IAP etc in 2 months

Me: Cool, what’s your budget?

Client: $50

rant game dev

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I am not entirely sure how should I feel... O_O

rant username devrant funny stalker yourstalker

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.svg is a work of god.

Thank lord I love .svg

rant not sarcastic

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Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?

A: Because they had constant arguments.

joke/meme programming joke functions

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Laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos

rant random quote random thoughts

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Don't take my advice

rant wk103

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35

Go get a coffee

rant wk103

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Don't ever ever give real estimate!!!

rant wk103

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Dont be a developer.

rant wk103

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"Leave this fucking company, now."

rant wk103

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Recommend for you:
Controlling Hardware with Javascript

No YouTube, nooo! 😟

rant youtube hardware recommendations js

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All pun intended.

joke/meme puns meme programming funny

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"Cannot read property of undefined."
You mom is undefined, bitch!

rant

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Javascript is a really nice language, as long as somebody else writes it.

rant javascript

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How long does my beard have to grow before I'm allowed to code in flip flops?

rant

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this made my day!
:D

joke/meme arduino

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People who use alerts in js for debugging. Fuck you _|_

rant

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In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

rant var joke = €('#haha');

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I am feeling nerdier than ever.

Today is:
- PI day
- Einstein birthday
- Stephen Hawking died today
- My birthday

rant nerd birthday pi day

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RIP Hawking

joke/meme

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Old but gold. Damn ===

joke/meme

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If life was an RPG, I swear they forgot to give me points at all in creativity.

rant life creativity rpg

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As a child:
Look Ma, no training wheels!

As an adult:
Look Ma, no mouse!

rant editors story emacs vim coding text no mouse

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When I got my first game engine working without actually reading about how a game engine works.

rant wk95
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This kid in my software development class comes up to me and says, "this class is the best class to get hungry in. Because it is all about the bytes"

joke/meme kids fml funny

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7

I got it...

joke/meme udp meme funny

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JUST GOT MY LAST EXAM RESULTS! FINALLY COMPLETED MY SOFTWARE ENGINEERING DEGREE!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The struggle was real.

rant

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I didn't know Toyota also pushes production code with dummy data

joke/meme lorem ipsum

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What’s wrong with me?... Found myself spreading my finger and thumb on some food packaging cooking instructions hoping to zoom in and read it.

rant ...if only

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