I made a thing

Woohoo finally got a real VPN!

I went to an hotel and they had a rubber duck in the shower

I hate PHP

I have actually never used it

LOL I just found out the deloton adware is installed on my schools website (WordPress) and also they don't use HTTPS on the Moodle server to which hundreds of people sing in every day. Tomorrow I'll go with some friends to the admins and show them all the shit they've been doing. This will be fun!

Am I the only one who doesn't like the "cool" gamer stuff design?

I can already imagine in the future:
Remember back in the 10s when there was quantum computers with the size of a room for tens of thousands of dollars? Now everyone has one implanted in their head with 100 times the computing power! With the old hashing algorithms we could mine hundreds of blocks every second just with thinking about it

Who are you subscribed to?

pls som1 sho me how 2 h4x fecesbuk

Usually spyware had to be installed maliciously or without the victim knowing, but nowadays people fucking use it voluntarily WTF. Bitmoji you fucktwit. Everyone sees where you are, what music you listen to and the users (at least the ones I know) even promote it like it is something good

wat is up with people

I bought a black hoodie

Now I'm a real l33t h4x3r

What is the first rant? 🤔

Oh shit WPA2

Pro security tip:
Use a very simple password because h4x0rs expect a difficult one so they can't cr4ck yours

I was doing some debugging and wanted to print "hello" to know how many times it is run but mistyped it to "hellp", which is quite fitting

When I try to install something on Fedora, the only thing I can read is "did not finish"

Other people when they read SO:
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Me when I read SO:
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Research

I don't want to deal with stupid customers

Finally deleted WhatsApp!

Stack overflow is overrated

With that I mean that a lot of people think that stack overflow is the best thing that every programmer has and can't live without it. That if stack overflow is down, nobody is able to write a single line without bugs. That 47.24% of a programmers time is spent searching on stack overflow. Sure, it is helpful for finding answers, and some are very good at explaining stuff, but it's not essential. I made an account when I started coding, because it "sure is the most important thing, right?", but the only thing I have done with it is changing the profile picture, because I simply don't use stack overflow that much. When I search my problems on Google, I mostly find the answer on some specific forum for that library I'm using, or more often, in the official documentation for it, no need for stack overflow. I'm not trying to say that it is not useful at all or that it should be taken down because nobody uses it, but that it is not essential in every programmers life.

Stack Overflow is overrated

Whoah guys look at my cool new website I made:
http://localhost:8080
Feedback appreciated

A computer is quite useful

"I don't need backups..."

Kotlin is so much fun!

So I just found out sorting by "algo" stands for algorithm.
I speak spanish and I thought it means "something" 😂.

Started to change my username everywhere for a more "professional" one

When I was little, my father told me about this thing he did when he was younger, he could tell a computer what to do, programming, and he promised me one day he'll teach me how to do it myself, but that day never came. A few years later, at age 10, I went to a "technology" summer camp, where one topic was programming in Processing, and I was really excited to do it, so excited and interested, that the place where I did I'd accepted me in their Coderdojo​ without having to wait the list (kinda cheating).There I learned Processing for three years, and how to use GitHub, until last year I decided to become a "teacher" myself (the topics we dealt with were really basic, and there were only beginners).
Other things I did is showing the people of my class how to program in TI-BASIC with our schools calculators, because, as they say, teaching is the best way to learn.
This course we started informatics at school, but the teacher isn't really an expert, and the few things he knows (apart from php4) I teached him.
I'm now constantly learning new things by Googling them and setting high goals for myself.

0b1 Kenobi

Now I'm 0b1111 years old!