I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.

During some late coding I started wondering why on earth someone beamed a headlight through my window, until I realized it was the sun...

I got a lot of stuff done though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks Spotify, I'm really digging your suggested songs!

Late nights are the most productive #programming_fact

Hope I'm not late with this one.

Hope I'm not late to the party

VLC has some problems with Windows

I'm late to work
...Because I'm still eating breakfast
...Because I'm browsing devRant
... And writing a rant about being late to work
... Which remind me...

GF: Why are working so late?
Me: Because no matter what I do, everything is working correctly.
GF: What....

The only career when you have to work late because everything is working like it should (cannot reproduce an issue).

When you are working late night on Windows

late night coders be like 😎

Dear everyone,

I am never late to meetings you set up with me, so please stop being late to meetings I set up with you.

Love late night working like this 😍

Go home google you are drunk!

👋🏻 So, yesterday I thought I'd quit...

👠 Today it turns out I've been fired, and my resignation wasn't opened 😂 😂

🖕 Hannah from HR

In fairness I did literally say that to Hannah from HR yesterday in a sort-of-attempt to get myself fired, so... I'm not quite sure who wins...

Stayed up late enough last night that the cat decided to go to bed without me. 😭

Crap, I'm late to a meeting I was invited to 30 seconds ago.

"Normally, when you think about a backup, it's too late."

Me: *Gets in same time as boss*

Boss: "You're late"

Me: -_-

I'm too late 😭

🎉 Today, I quit!

🖕🏻 Hannah from HR
🖕🏻 Hot desking

👋 I will miss (most of) the other people though. They were ok.

🤔 Now how am I gonna afford my coke and Bollinger hobbies

Nothing’s better than late night coding (I took it yesterday and forgot to upload)

Late night programming with pops.

This man has taught me most of what I know and I have a terrific amount of respect and debt for him, and his work.

Here's to a lot more years cranking that genius brain of his! 🥂

Visiting my grandparents and saw this beauty. My family's first pc in the late 90's.

It's too late...

Late night coding

I think somebody likes batman 😂

It's never too late for vim and regex

Late at night
"Your eyes look red." said the cop.
"Have you been smoking weed?".
"I am a developer" he replied.

Modified from Reddit

#Avicii was a programmers late night friend.

My apparently my friend's wife gets suspicious whenever his Snapchat goes off after 10pm, always wants to know who it is.

"It's [algo], it's always him sending me pics of his code late at night. That's is the only person that Snapchat me this late"

And it's true.

I am a bit late but Merry Christmas :)

Source: Cult Of The Dead Cow, Facebook

Hard decision...

Meeting at 9:45

I arrive at 9:44

"You're late"

Saying that Sharepoint was coded by a bunch of trained monkeys would be an understatement and an insult to monkeys. Why is it such a bloody mess? 😡

CURSE YOU DEVRANT!
You made me late for work again
:-(

Thanks for these cool stickers :)

Staying up late coding and listening to music will literally never get old

I really hate it when I am sleepy all day, can't overcome it and so the day goes unproductive 😫😣😞😖

A common scenario strikes again today:

- Blocked on a problem at the end of the day
- Tell my wife I'm headed home
- Inspiration strikes
- time flies by coding in the zone
- realize I'm super late
- run out the door like a crazy person

to late 😂

Somebody counted on me...

It's getting late I need to go to bed.
Said no programmer ever.

No Girl can give the pleasure of coding late night😂😂

Im not sure if this is a thing or not, but candle lit coding feels very nice

new User();

I'm new here, and late to the party am I ?

I'm late but here's my current home setup.

Late night programming, the best :)

Taxi is waiting outside. Have to print some files before I go. Already late. Windows update.

After working late to complete a "required" feature, to have the client change their mind the next morning.

I just hardcoded some urls just to make a deployment amd go home

I'm sorry.

There is always that little typo you notice only when it's too late to modify you're rant.

Late night coding and my last git message is "changed a shit load of stuff...don't worry I got this"

Good thing this a personal project haha

Am I late for the coding buddy trend ?

Wanting to build a chair, building a hammer first, noticing that hammers already existe but it's too late.

Overheard 2 colleagues having an interesting telephonic meeting late night at my room.
Dev 1: Wait. I am trying to fix it.
Dev 2: Ok. Take your time
Dev 1: Shit. I found it. I knew I was doing something wrong here.
Dev 2: Oh. Nice. What was the bug?
Dev 1: It was a super silly mistake. Don't want to tell. Folks will laugh at me.
Dev 2: Don't worry. It happens with everyone. Come tomorrow at office, and whisper it in my ears. Noone will know.

I am so fucking sleepy. Haven't slept since the last 20 hours.

Trying to change my habit of sleeping late. Have tried to fix it but it always finds a way to go back to late night.

Ducky, beer and stressball... all ready for a late coding session.

Late night coding with my kitten 🙂

Boss: "Why are you always late?"

Inner me thinking: *devRant*

First day in 2019:
> Over slept and came to work 1.5 hour late

2019 will be revolutionary !

*me as a boss*

*employee comes in late*
me *smiling and laughing":
*tells nearby person* there they are!!
*tells employee* congratulations!!
*laughs and hugs*

confused employee: what for?

me: you're late

Late birthday dinner $32
Gas to casino $20
A night without server problems Priceless

When clients sent work requests in the veil of "Merry Christmas" messages...

🖕🏼Susan

Am I too late for the rubber duck hype...

A little late but finally got the desk clean for a picture!

When you want to code but you are too tired and it's too late to drink coffee.

So this just happened... not to me, but at my friend's company.

The devs are being congratulated and spurred on for working late! I don't know about you, but this is not the kind of culture that should be encouraged.

Developed my first app using SQLite. Am I late into the game?

iOS 11. New technology. New innovation. New OS.

(What I mean is that Apple finally added support for GIFs in the native photos app)

Got this email from my manager today... a bit of a downer to my three day weekend!

I actually don't talk about work (in an indentifiable way), and I think most of the other points in their guide are utter BS (and unenforceable).

I am pretty open (about myself) on social media though, so feel sorry for HR if they've been combing through it! 🤣

Late to the party. But renovation complete.

Presenting my new home office / bedroom setup.

👌

Woke up late. Hurriedly got ready for work. Booked an Uber. Opened slack to say I'll be late. Finds out everyone is WFH.

Now I am going to office alone in a 50 minute commute like an idiot.

When 3/4 of my team gave up and left halfway through. I still don't understand how we ended up with a working prototype in the end.

Just got back from late lunch brake, the server decided to stress test itself just after i left.

!rant
Working late? Try installing an application like flux on your PC and save your eyes from pain.

The struggle is real:

"Honey, it's five in the morning. Go to bed!"

"But mom, I am programming this-"

"GO TO BED NOW!!!"

"Damn mom, chill. I'm going now"

Dragged wrong folder into the trash and realized it too late. About 400 GB just gone 😑

... late night coding session ...
... me, tired as hell committing last porting of changes ...
... git refuses my attempt for commit ...
....
$ git vommit -am ........

It's time to go sleep when you vomit instead of commit.

Isn't it just nice to throw away hours of work because you were given wrong requirements?

I worked late last night to finish a project with an incoming deadline, and for what? That's right, for fucking nothing. Hours wasted. Just because I was told the form was to be submitted to an endpoint that I would receive later on.

Turns out that what I actually need to do is embed some form from a third-party service. So the form that I already implemented (with styles and logic) isn't needed. What's worst, I have to redo all the styles to match this embed form.

Thank you so much for that. 🖕Never again will I work late. I should have known better by now...

Abandon ship before it’s to late.

I know i'm late to week 119... but I just finished assembling my desk.

Pardon the taquito, it's lunch time and I missed breakfast.

I think my desk has a built in whiteboard... 😂

Staying up late programming (even if I have to work in the morning on a programming job).

!rant
I'm already 5 days late! Cosmic Cuttlefish

Am I the only one who enjoys getting up early to code instead of going to bed late?

The moment when you stayed up far too late setting up a new OS for your PC, stood up too late, it's now 15:09, and you're not sure if you're eating breakfast, lunch or dinner right now

65' of godness. Working late, hogging the conference for myself

jesus.age++;

sorry, im a little late😅

its 1 am on dec. 26 here.

Somebody's going to be late for work today..

devRant, what else?

Better late than never, right?

I spent many late nights working hard and it paid off. I achieved a first in Software Engineering!

Today I decided sleep earlier and not to code late night , But when I checked time It was 12.20AM. And after that I was just checking rant, It's 1.00 AM now..☺😁

iEscape, the solution for missing keys in your MacBook Pro Late 2016.

Vim users, Apple have you covered!

Happy (late) Halloween, bitches 😈🎃👻

Props to anyone who knows what this is 😝

Better be finished 3 days early rather than late

FUCK, I'm late

Late night programming

late workstation post

"Adding more people to a late software project will make it later." - Fred Brooks

When it's late at night and my wife and child have gone to bed and I pull out the laptop to start some code/specification I question my life choices.

Does anyone else wonder why they're driven to do what they do?

#wk126 yeah I'm late, I was too lazy to post in time.
Made an IFTTT trigger that WakesOnLAN my desktop using my Echo.

"Alexa, trigger my pc."

Shit.. Came here to post for wk63.. m late again..

You know that feeling when you're coding late at night and you get an error that you just can't parse with your tired brain, and go FUCK IT ALL, FUCK IT ALL

I'm having that feeling right about now...

As I'm a late developer, no jokes please. Is there any others devs on here 40+

A coworker asked me for help so they could finish their task on time. That meant that I had to be a bit late for one of mine. They blamed me for delaying the whole team because I didn't finish mine on time. 😕

Is it just me or do you guys sometimes go like "Ah fuck it, haven't had a good night's sleep in so long, I guess I should sleep early tonight" and then you look at your watch and its already late?

God what I would give to get up early for once.

Don't worry, ur not late, ur on time.

Senior’s reaction when asked to stay late

Slept in this morning, left the house 20 minutes late, got to work an hour and a half late.

What?!

What do you guys think about MR.ROBOT. I'm loving it. I know I'm late.

The irony of staying late because I'm using my workstation to send out resumes...

20 minutes late to test work
was sent home

Wtf is the point of closing a project submission at a specific time. Yea sure let me know it’s late but if I want to post the file late let me. I was 8 seconds late to post a file for a project and it locked me out. Sure they say no late work but this is a stupid policy. Also, why is it due at 4am? No body is looking at these at 4am! Just make it due at 6 or 8am or something. Gaaa

We deploy late Fridays.

Since I created an account here, I always arrive late at work... How can that be? 🤔

When you talk to your terminal late night.

Me : % sleep with me
Terminal : bad character

Guess who's late at the party !

This app. It's a shame I'm late.

This bus driver really has to stop wasting my fucking time. He was 8 minutes late in the first place (this line is NEVER late) and then he took a 10 minute detour which means I'll be 2 trains late for work. Fucking great start on the week!

Random story, I was working on a project a few years ago that had a very tight deadline and a lot of code to write. I had been working late in the office most evenings but one night myself and a colleague had stayed later than usual as we got carried away with supporting peripherals​ in the epos.
The cleaner came in on evenings and we had seen her that night, but had not heard anything for a while so when it came time to leave we figured we best lockup the 2 offices.

After making a quick pass through the building we couldn't see her so proceeded to lock up. Fortunately before setting the alarm we spotted her motorbike in the adjacent car park and decided to have another look.

I'm not quite sure why I decided to look in the tiny supply room/closet but fortunately I did as I found the cleaner standing in this tiny room​playing games on her phone 😂

Better late than never I guess.....

I stay up very late. It’s gotten later and later as life goes on. I’m tired of being tired. It’s so exhausting.

Apparently you get a ton of sauces if the Domino's delivery is late 🤷🏻‍♂️

pushing code at 3 AM, so that my manager knows am working late and hard.

I feel guilty for using YouTube Vanced and being unable to support content creators.

Shouldn't there be a feature that allows you to toggle ads on certain channels you want to support?

I really want to support such folks who are creating valuable educational content but Google being the biggest piece of corporate shit, makes me angry when it comes to compensating the creators fairly when they make Billions off their hard work.

The world is a better place because of such teachers who spend time, energy, and efforts to create valuable and useful content for rest of the world.

Funnily, back in days when we had awesome stuff, the tech was shit to document all of it. Now when we have advanced and easily accessible tech, we have shitty TikToks.

Why can't the creators of good content get more visibility and why is the world so fucked?

It's 2:49AM

my fucking brain starts working in high performance mode right now and sleeps not exist anymore :/

All company meeting to discuss plans to move office, and they want to change all of the devs to hot-desking?!

Would be interested in your guys experiences if any of you have done it, but I feel I'd be affected a lot as I only work 3-4 days a week.

I literally stood up and left the meeting, saying I'd quit if they did it. I'm far more comfortable and productive with my setup and space. Knowing my co-workers they might think I'm saying it for drama but I think I actually would leave, despite everything else being fine (except HR!).

Project successful? Account manager takes the credit! Project late? Developer gets blamed!

This is my git commit history while trying to fix a bug late at night...

Winamp ⚡️ media player the coolest thing on the late 90's

I've just got in from bar* work, a little drunk*!

My last dev employer actually offered me my old job back, but as HR are so awful I said the situation was past that and demanded compensation. A nice payout agreed for me, for not taking it to tribunal 👍

Now for the new job! I thought working the night scene would be fun, but it's not well paid and the freelance I have is but it's hard to juggle the two.

I might have a break or a month or so doing this, then look for another job.

Anyone recommend good companies LGBT friendly in London?

Late night work... At least a whiskey is keeping my mind at rest!

Is it just me or did last night's apple keynote actually feel like a late April's fool joke?

My assignment is late because Jenkins ate my source code.

late at night..

should I keep coding

or.. you know, me alone with dark room, internet and laptop..

Convo with manager "ticket is a month late"

I've been on holiday for 3 weeks.

Woke up late..
Arrived at the office early..
Boot up my laptop..
.
.
.
.
then this happen..

Colleague: will be a lil late for standup, can wait for me?

Me: ok, don't need to sprint...

I heard we were taking pictures of our real desks. Is this still a thing?

Fuck scrum meetings, especially when everyone is late

What's worse in an open office?

A) Music
B) People

(Shamelessly stolen from Twitter, credit @dustin)

"This is now urgent we are in risk of breach of contract."

*travels an hour just to discuss*

"Oh don't worry, don't panick about it, so and so is probably sorting it. We most likely don't need it."

Staying up till late in the night just to get this message. Finally it's done. :D

When I was younger my mom would tell me to clean the soda cans off my desk. Now my wife tells me to clean the beer cans off my desk. It nice to have a beer when late night programming :)

Am late to the party, but thank you for the stickers @dfox

😁

Late at night. Phone set on silent and a lot of Club Mate

Holy shit what a Monday of a Monday! I ain’t trying to stay late I got other shit to do! If new and unusual errors can wait til tomorrow to pop up that’d be greaaaaaaattttt!

Baby all I want for Christmas is Uuuuuuuuu-I design that made sense while being cute.

Late I know. But I just thought of it.

Worked till late refactoring code,
Then dreamed I made a huge mistake.
Or was it real? Can't tell !

Anyone else enjoy "uncropping" images embedded in MS Office documents? People cropping out other windows/tabs from full screenshots... I've seen some weird stuff!

It's not unusual to be sent documentation / screenshots saved as MS Office documents (Word, PowerPoint etc.). Kinda annoying but whatever.

Yeah, I might be late but finally get to watch season 6 of Silicon Valley 😁😁

2 am. Time really goes fast when coding a whole Saturday

devRant makes me late for work in the morning...

why can't we take screenshots that include text? like a pdf. can't the os just detect where the text is off the application uses the standard library to draw out its text elements.

Late night work

Having late night deployment; eating sushi and playing football in the office at night.

Anyone have experience taking SSRIs? What's the first week or so like, did it help long term, and any withdrawal issues?

Late night + Stellardrone + Haskell = bliss

Is it bad practice that I stay late(night) reading rants without coding?

Joined small scale-up months ago. I literally want to punch one of my coworker. Constant mental harassement, self-declared lead, rude and impolite. That coworker is socially awkward in the baddest and meanest way.

Oh boi.

Founders seems to not give a crap even if they told me they want a flat hierarchy. They let that coworker off the hook.

Not even mentioning that culture of oppression and repression.

If you're late you must bring chocolate and they'll remind you 256 times a day. Oh boy, I'm not late... I just don't want to come in the office.

Also, the code is atrocious.

What seemed like a dream job at first turned out to be a nightmare. Never been bullied since I started working. Now, I have a bully and a nemesis.

Ooooh boy.

A bit late finding, but I actually like the design.

(Surface Pro Pride Skin)

A UK bank (building society) are giving away a free home security camera if you take out their home insurance product.

Seriously!? I do NOT want to install a camera, given to me by my bank, in my flat!

Life is to short to deal with not refactored code...

I know it's late but: IoT.
Why? Because i was hired to do that.

!rant
Always open late? Nice flex time

(sent = late)

I may be late to do this but Happy to permanently Delete my Fuckin Facebook account

Good music in the shower = 30 minutes late for work

Story time:

I'm late for a meeting. It's between client, coworker and me. It's different from a normal meetings. So I ask my friend something along the lines of "How to connect to a 3 person call."

His reply: "Did you really just ask me how to connect to a 3 way."

I guess there's always time for one of those jokes -_-

Do you guys know the feeling when your opening PR on side project late at night..

The CI takes forever to make all the analyses and checks and you almost fall asleep because your so fucking tired?

What does the duck have to do with debugging ?

It's too late and I'm too scared to ask.

I know it's a little bit late but ...

Looking to get into ethereum... is it too late?

NDAs for me are a good predictor for a bad client or client relationship.

Doesn't work so well for larger cos, and it's not unusual for them to require one anyway.

I charge a fairly high flat fee for signing one. The people who won't pay probably don't need the NDA anyway and were going to be problematic.

So this is why my train is always late.

Last Minute Late Hour change 'request' from client.

so now that ai and all that machine learning can differentiate between images n stuff, what could be the new captcha‽ 🤔

Making me stay late evenings to make up for shitty unrealistic sprints.

> *CTRL+C*
> *Server stopped*
> Terminate batch job? No
> Too late! *terminated*

#cmd #logic

Its never to late for choosing another job

Did my first ever commit late last night.
Have to say, the feeling is different!!

Sad how the easy to make softwares are already flooding the market and making millions so now we actually need to work a lot and innovate on something if we wanna a few bucks.

Also sad how in the 80s you could rob banks with just sql injection and now its almost impossible unless you’ve been devoting you being to cybersecurity for years.

Basically I feel it would have been cooler to be a computer scientist 30 years ago :/

"Who ever said money can't solve your problems?

Must not have had enough money to problem to solve them."

Bitter truth for many.

I need internet but no phone calls during night, so plane mode is not the it.

*activating the silent mode.
*wake up one hour later at the morning.

oh..

How many of you get late to your office/college/school bcoz of working late night on your side project.

I missed my 1st lecture today as well...

Turning my phone on flight mode these days to avoid late night calls from work.

I am sorry if I am late to the party but dammmnn Firefox 57 is hella fast!

Happy New Year from Colorado! Yes I'm literally an hour late..

Late night CSS gymnastics makes me feel like a super hero.

Anyone just have like a weekend where they stay up really late doing nerdy things or work on their personal projects? I sometimes find myself on certain weekends that I just work on a bunch of personal code, websites, or even if it is changing my accounts around.

Late night operations, Happy weekend 🙁

I know I ranted about this before but...

FHEGYOQOBGMLAEBFOEBFKHIOQMBEVCOFARQIJSABUEVEUANGIWN

Dumbass me thought "I know it's fucked up in the past but give it another chance". My google home decided to delete all of my alarms. It will not be getting another chance.

I woke up 3 hours later than expected on a normally smooth day and now I going to be late to class and I'm anything but calm.

I'm about ready to frisbee this shit out my window.

Today I've seen 2 bsod on 2 different ticket machines at my local train station.

I'm late as hell, probably not arriving in time for the exam, but at least I laughed.

<?php
$currentTime = getCurrentTime();
$asleep = getSleepStatus(); // true
$getUpTime = "9:30am";
while($asleep && ($currentTime >= $getUpTime)){
?>
<p>You're late!! Its <?php echo $currentTime ?>!</p>
<?php
updateStatus();
}
?>

21:37
Manager: Hi
Manager: Do you know anything about this? <screenshot.jpg>

Me: Hi
Manager: Oh, I didn't mean to disturb you this late

Me: *what....? Then what DID you mean by writing to me at my bedtime....?*

(Though it's good he pinged me - it was a valid and time-sensitive concern. But saying "I didn't mean to" - that's just not true. Call a spade a spade and spit out what you need)

As a developer, the longest I've worked in a row was 15 hours, from 8am to 11pm. We had to migrate/onboard a project and after we thought everything is done, the client told us about some extra functionality which was "urgent" and he couldn't tell us the months we prepared the migration -.- But it wasn't that hard and our boss was really nice. He stayed with us, even he couldn't really help us, bought us some Pizza, paid for taxis back home and we could stay home or come late to work the next day. And fortunately, that doesn't occur regularly in my company.

This is what happens when it's late at night and you've been staring at something for too long... someone had to point out to me that I actually added the wrong permission :/