Hackathons are really getting obvious in their employer fantasies...

Wired has a great article on the exploitation of hackathons:
https://wired.com/story/...

Does anyone else read:
!important
as
"NOT important"???

RAGE. FUEL.

Was watching 'Johnny English Strikes Again' when I discovered a secret message in the movie.
Guys, MI7 is hiring C programmers!

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

got my first salary!!!

Progress on my UWP file explorer! Here's some screenshots. I really enjoy the Acrylic material, and my favorite page is the "There's nothing here" page because it came out EXACTLY as I wanted it. More images in the comments!

That's right you fucking c*nts! Put an unsubscribe button but still send me emails even after unsubscribing a million times!🖕

Exactly

— Why do you want to work at our office in Mexico?
— I want to be a señor developer.

YouTube: tapping like 1px out of the like button, obviously you want to reply to the comment
Facebook: let's just remove the like button altogether, only exposing it to the comment section
DevRant: let's make it possible to double-tap anywhere on the post to upvote it

Only one of them did things the right way 🤨

;____;

From the Gods of The Stack Overflow for the pesants of the community:

https://goalkicker.com

Just go there. This is everything you have to know, ever.

"Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken." - Warren Buffett

Got a job as an Android Developer 🎉🎉🎉

Fucking hell.

RIP Stan Lee

for all the apps who make one sign up before they prove their usefulness

🌵🌵🌵🖕🖕🖕 + mailinator 😏😈

Morning conversation with wife.

As she puts a stainless steel water bottle on the counter

She: can you make a water bottle for our daughter before school.

Me: I'm not sure, does it have to look like this one, I don't have any training working with metals. But if I have full control over the design. I may be able to come up with something.

She: that not funny, why do you always do that.

Me: do what, that is exactly what you told me to do.

A little later.....

She: I'm running late, can you make sure "everything" up stairs is unplugged..... (She means her curling iron)

I can't wait until she comes home.........;-)

*youtube how to use X in Y*

*please dont be an indian please dont be an indian please dont be an indian*

hlo frnds tday ím gna shw u...

FUCK

I would die -.- xD

nothing like a fresh tea in the morning.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥FUCK COFFEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

When you are about to leave the office but someone starts having small talk with you

Any GOT fans out there? Well, biggest is me.

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

🎆🎇🎉🎊🎆🎇🎉🎇🎆🎇🎆🎉
🎇HAPPY PROGRAMMERS DAY! 🎇
🎆🎉🎊🎉🎇🎉🎊🎆🎉🎊🎇🎆

I was at my uncle's village.
Where getting internet is big thing,very far from main city.
I was talking with one shopkeeper.
I told him ,I am software developer.

He ask me questions that
"How can I improve my business using software?"

To help me figure out situation.
He told me problems he is facing right now.
Accounting/inventory management/contact's with big retailers.

He was so genuinely explaining it.

He don't want next billion dollar startup.

He want to solved his problem.

I am really impressed after that conversation because person who don't know what is excel is talking about ERP software.

I am going to develop that software.

#respect

I got my first job as a programmer... for a salary twice as big as we had at home for four people. I'm f***ing excited!

Wish me luck :)

Compiler: Done, 0 errors, 164 warnings,
Me: Perfect

So instead of master/slave it's parent/child now ? I feel offended. I don't have a child.

i've been working with my plan to make a small software development company for a while now.

time to implement my plan
Finalizing my plan: Done
Quit my job: Done
Ordering Office Requirements : Shipping
a Server : Shipping
Dozen of Rubber Ducks : Shipping
etc...

so here it is, Day 0; repurposing my bunker to be my small office !

new life, new hope

I think it was on the final level of Doom.