Someone said that The only thing faster than light:

Weekends

"We need to reduce the scope of the project, guys... What if we don't make tests? They're taking some time do write, so..."

Yep. Let's compromise the quality and call it scope reduction. It will make wonders to our roadmap 👍

You can lie but you can't hide:

Everybody atheist until it’s time to upgrade bios.

DevOps !== Software developer.

What do we think?

My kid is learning to make stickers. So we found a great place to put them.

Devops (By Azure) is so stupid.... (I won';t even start of YAML, it will be a 10pages rant).

me : Ok I have 5 projects, each has it's own Azure conexxion for deploy.
Me : Can I do just ONE shared connexion ?
Devops : Yes. You need to click 150 buttons and it's done !
Me : Ok. /* doing actions */
Me : Ok ready !
Me : Project 1 do your release pipeline !
project 1 : Sure, just wait 5 minutes.
5 minutes later
Project 1 : All good.
Me :Ok now sharing test ! Project 2 : do your pipeline !Project 2 : Sure ! It's strated !
Me : Ok I'll go take a beer
... 1 hour later..
Me : project 2 ? PROJECT 2??!!!
Me : fine... going into logs.
Message : You must accept the shared conexion from Project 1 before pipeline can run
Me : WTF ? I literally just SHARED it to project 2,3,4,5 !!!

Why that idiot check ?!

One thing is sure, I hate devops more than I hate JavaScript.

setTimeout(() => {
// some temporary fix, will solve later
}, 0)

...aaaand it stayed there for eternity.

So, I just started learning OOP(Object-Oriented Programming) and my brain hurts. like I maybe understood 10% of the information I just consumed. Is that a thing? Is OOP hard for people the first time around? Am I just dumb? Hell, it wouldn't be the first time

Every time you use Incognito mode in Chrome…

*laughs in statically typed*

To the developer who introduced the NullPointerException.
Thank you for nothing!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised

I've been debugging a bug for two days straight and I have only thing to say:

fuck javascript a piece of shit

I wrote test #1000 of a project at work today

yay

The people saying that ChatGPT will replace programmers are the same ones that thought as a kid that math was useless because you have calculators

Just started pushing myself to contribute to an open source library that I really like

Man…fuck software development

Taming a legacy system with the team using TDD and great refactoring techniques

IM WORKING IN JAVA MY WHOLE LIFE AND A DECADE LATER I JUST FOUND OUT AN INTERFACE CAN EXTEND ANOTHER INTERFACE

my students use ChatGPT to solve programming exercises... they will surely get a very bad grade!

I know we might think we need drugs to accomplish something. Like coffee to get work done or alcohol to socialize better. But honestly, you are better when you are sober - because you are perfect just the way you are :)

Revenge

So rant-ish question:

Since not much is happening around here, can ya’ll open source devRant so community can work on it? Seems like a perfect candidate for open sourcing.

The users of this app are perfect working on the app as well.

I am having a pretty shitty day today, but I still wanted to recognize you for doing so well and know that you can still do anything you want to do.

The best way to learn any language is to start a project, that’s it, not up for debate

side by side git diff comparison 4 life

fuck inline

I am tired of hearing
"As an AI model" :(

Serbia. $600/month for

- full stack
- angular dev
- java spring boot backend dev
- jenkins
- ci/cd pipelines
- jira
- unit integration E2E tests
- kubernetes
- docker
- graphql
- postgres
- sql queries
- aws
- microservices
- deployments
- scala
- kafka
- maven/gradle
- bsc or msc cs degree
- in depth knowledge of
-- observables
-- design patterns
-- jwt and how it works
-- ssl certificates
-- solid principles

There is more but i forgot the rest

A team member called me the worst manager he ever had. I felt really shitty about myself.

Managing people is not easy and it is not for everyone.