That's how windows search is made

A little joke made by me :3

Honest github commit message

That moment when you *Esc, :wq, Enter* on Sublime Text...
Damn VIM... xD

At my college

So, do you sell liquids or gasses? 🤔

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

Let's take a moment to appreciate the Wi-Fi at my workplace

!Rant...

When linux crashes : "OK, maybe i did a mistake, the program i made was bad or something like that"
When windows crashes : "THE FUCK THIS OS IS BULLSHIT !"

When your program runs perfectly on the first try

My girlfriend saw me coding in XCode.
GF: What are you doing?
Me: Ahmm. Coding.
GF: *saw the colors in every line of code
GF: That's easy. You just need to follow the color pattern. Green, Blue, Red and Yellow.
Me:
Macbook:
XCode:
Charger:

BTW. She's a Preschool Teacher. Hahahaha

My favorite time of the day

Savage!!! (-Programming Geeks)

Linux : Born to Be Root
Windows : Born to Re Boot