customer who didn't paid for 3 months: why is our server down?

me: server?. what server?.

The guy who did android dev before me in the company i work for, didn't get paid for 2 months, so he moved all the project files he worked on to an empty partition and locked the drive with Windows' BitLocker. He didn't give the password until he was fully paid. I kinda respect that guy.

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

Why study computer science if you can become a science and get paid for it? 🤣

Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

My Company paid a designer for a svg graphic. This is what we got:

dad: how come u always on ur computer typing colorful letters and u get paid.

me: it is called coding dad.

dad:

All internships should be paid

"Why did you apply?"

- "Um, cuz I kinda like getting paid"

Made a website for a friend's parents in 2015. Months later after the website was finished, I haven't been paid. Reminded them about the money, they say they will call me. No call received. So, I turned the website into this. (image)
2017, still haven't been paid.

The fact that they had to explicitly state that it's paid says a lot about the 'industry'.

- Getting paid to learn
- Testing new stuff everyday

You guys are getting paid?

ThE iNtErN iS pAiD iN eXpErIeNcE.

Not getting paid on time AGAIN

Kiss your server goodbye until I'm paid i guess

When you are paid per lines of code

So,

I bagged the job! All of that hard work paid off!

1) Stop going to univershity
2) Started python coding at home from online courses.
3) Got the best paid job among batchmates.

Do nothing. Get paid.

When it doesn't matter anymore if you read or not, because the author already have been paid!

And he actually paid for this special plate :|

Turns out I got paid mostly for deleting code in a year 2019.

Emma Watson is my manager.
Paid in bacon.

Internet is down at work, I love being paid to do nothing 😏

I literally have 27 cents on my bank account and i'm checking every 5 min if i've been paid yet

❎ Client not paid?
✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away

Paid intern: It's just like $feature_in_other_app
me: Yeah, in the same way that chemotherapy is a haircut...

When you get paid for every commit or release to your app repo.

+1 if your fortunate enough to get paid for what you love doing

I just got my first paid internship at a web dev company!!!

I usually don't work for indian clients. But when I do, they make sure I don't get paid.

Some highlights from my last project,

Client: Do you know ERPnext?

Me: No, but I am good at python.

Client: My boss wants me to find a guy who can create barcode generator for erpnext.

Me: I can use pyBarcode to do it.
This is exciting I thought. I get to learn a new framework. Start working on it. Not an hour passes by,

Client: hey can you remove this menu item?
Me: Which one?
Client: Also can you add the dashboard icons to left sidebar? Like Odoo? Do you know it? It is also python based.
Me: Then why don't you just use Odoo instead?
Client: My boss wants it. He doesn't understand computers. He is pissing mr off.
Me: Then how come he suggested erpnext?
Client: His friend told him.
*experience mindfuck*

For the next 3 days he has me working on these UI tweaks, never mentions barcode again.

But I finish the barcode stuff. Tripple check everything to make sure they work. Tell him to check so I can get paid. Guy asks his boss to check.

Boss > Client: It doesn't work
Me: What doesn't work?
Boss > Client: Everything!
Client: I actually tested everything and they work. My boss doesn't know how to use it. He is very old.

Makes me make more changes and finally when I ask for the work done so far,
Client: Boss didn't come to office today. I'll get you paid. Please try to understand my situation.

Me thinking, "mofo your boss didn't hire me,l. You did". But I keep calm and tell him I won't work until I get paid 50%.

3 days passed. No reply. Set his skype status to "Away" forever.

*spidey sense tells me I'm not getting paid, again*

U am beyond pissed and burnt out. I fucking wish there was a mafia I can request to collect my fucking money from them.

Me: Whats the deadline?

Client: Asap

Me: And when are we getting paid?

Client: 30 days after you give us the invoice ☺

I'm a week into my new job right now. What do I love the most about it?

Learning things all day long and getting paid for it!

I'm learning about hosting things, DNS, cyber security, configurations, Linux (although my current skill set with Linux has been enough for now) and so on!

Hell, easy day today (not that many tickets) so decided to start learning Ansible! Next to that I've gotta learn vim (it just autocorrected that to cum.... O.o), work with hosting panels, mail stuffs (dns, debugging etc etc) and so fucking on.

The boss hasn't been at location yet which will happen tomorrow but he seemed like a very chill guy.

I love this!

Just got paid for my first job! I so happy 😊

Best part of being a dev? Being paid to fix problems in the code you created yourself.

Indians in a nutshell...
X feature is unavailable in the paid version.
But X = a + b + c in other free softwares.
Problem hacked.

College/university: gets a FAIL for plagiarising stack overflow. Serious offence
Working full time: gets PAID to plagiarise stack overflow. Everyday routine.

Got paid Friday. I have just enough to pay rent, car payment and health insurance.

Bosses : check out my new car.

You're welcome.

My first time being paid. (One time job)
Feels good.

Happiness is when u write an alternative to a paid software.

Don't cry on weekends.

Cry on your workdays and get paid for it.

Don't let capitalism win.

New job with 100% remote work. They don’t have a laptop sent. I am paid to wait for a delivery.

Someone got paid for this...

For those who paid attention to my heated London interview excursion:

I got the job, I'm now employed by Cisco systems!!!!!!

Yup,
it's my first time that I get paid with Bitcoin on a freelance project.

It feels good :D

Every developers dream to answer in the same way to their cleints face

Note: it is a paid app

Currently I'm getting paid to shit

So they told me I'm getting paid based on LoC count I committed

The moment you turn down a paid side project, because you rather work on your own side projects...

I think I should be paid more

Oh, that feeling when you learn the entry level dev, with no useful knowledge, gets paid more than you...
Priceless...

when you're paid by number of lines of code written

how to make users buy paid version

Programming in nutshell. Be paid for googling.

!rant

Boss challenged me to get something done before a demo and he'd give me tomorrow off paid. I completed the task on the time and at the end of the day told him I was leaving for another position. He was totally calm, cool, professional and still gave me tomorrow off paid. I don't know how that happened. Life is good.

When i finally got paid for programming.

I wish I got paid by the hour...

"For those that don't know: Alpine Linux is a security-oriented, lightweight Linux distribution based on musl libc and busy box. The latest version of Alpine Linux v3.3 weighs in at a whopping 5MB. Not bad for a full blown Linux OS considering 5MB is same size as the Windows Start button."

That last sentence made me laugh so badly :D

Working halftime, getting paid for fulltime

A few weeks ago I stepped onto the grounds of lovely Canada. Back then - coming from Europe - I was surprised. Free WiFi everywhere without all the bells and whistles of creating an account and such.

Well ... at least I thought so ...

Today I went to a location where they actually charge you for their wireless services - fair enough the coverage area is pretty huge - and provide you with an access coupon. All good my optimistic me told me but once the login page loaded...

There are a lot of things about UX I could rant about but let's put that aside. The coupon came from the office where they KNEW all your contact details but it required you to create an account with all of them again to redeem the coupon.

Not only that but it asked for things like the phone number - obviously asking for a Canadian landline number since hell who uses mobiles anyway with numbers longer than ten characters?! - and even though it had a nice country selection it kept the states field there even when selecting a country that doesn't have states ...
Oh, and on a regular phone screen (which would be the target user for WiFi on a campground I suppose) the input fields for state and zip were occluded by the margins of the input rendering the content invisible.

And if that weren't enough after creating your account they made you watch an ad as if the personal data and the 4$ you paid them wasn't enough for the lousy 400 KB/s you get for 24h ...

Gets better though! After creating the account they display your password to make sure you remembered it ... over a non-secured WiFi network ... and send you an email afterward ... password via unencrypted mail via an unencrypted WIRELESS connection ... not that it protects anything that would matter anyways you can just snoop the MAC of your neighbor and get in that way or for that sake get their password but oh well ...

Gosh, sometimes I just feel the urgent need to find the ones responsible and tell them to GTFO of the IT world ...

Is it just me feeling like this about crappy UI/UX design? Always wondering...

Hired and Paid as a web developer.

But sitting here adding products to a woocommerce site.

I got myself a new monitor, 2560x1080 (21:9). LG 25UM58-P on sale at NewEgg and NCIX, I paid $200CAD.

Only if developers got laid as much as they got paid.
*Sighs*

You won't be paid

Boss showed me a website and the first thing came into my mind was:

Someone actually got paid for this rubbish

😠

My company has 2 android apps, I recently discovered they made/paid 2 google play accounts for that...

When all your test case passes.

Haters: "All your source code are paid actors"

Actually getting paid sufficiently for what you do. That would make it tons of fun.

I'm a paid IT professional and I buy courses from udemy. It's because I suck.

Software developer - Get paid for asking someone else by using Google

I iust won a fully paid ticket with flight and accommodation to a machine learning research conference later this summer! Yaay!

Half convinced universities are paid off by virus developers to teach their students the most shit and insecure practices available.

Sharing this, since I made this during paid working hours.

When you realise someone is getting paid for this website

So a friend approached me about joining an internship. Said you'll learn php, js , jquery and bootstrap. I'm like okay I'm already learning this stuff, cool but is there a stipend or something? She says no but I'll have to pay 5000₹ (72$).

I said "ni🅱🅱a if you're paying, that's not sex that's prostitution" and noped the fuck outta there.

Its just sad how many students with no skills are actually paying to get an internship nowadays.

Who's taken on low paid work for hopes of bigger higher paying jobs... This guy

It doesn’t matter. Still get paid 💁🏼‍♀️

Still in “negotiations” to get paid for work I already delivered under a presumption of trust based on a track record of getting paid in the past. My bad for taking them at their word. Now it’s time for them to…

Dont get attached to your code at work! Coz it's not your code, you got paid for writing that code and that's it.

On my way to my first paid dev job :sunglasses:

What?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!! It would take too much time?!?! We get paid by the hour YOU IDIOT!!

I wanted to be a dev when the only on campus job that paid more than minimum wage was titled "Web Developer". It paid 13 bucks / hour. AWYEAH.

Clients: Here is a free WordPress theme I want. Can you make it as amazing as the paid theme you suggested.
Me:

Client asks why the site is down.
Very quick check shows they just haven't paid for their own domain.

I left a well paid job with a very good pension plan for an exciting startup job. Whats wrong with us developers ;)

2020 still comes up with new ways to hurt me badly...

In the Ruhr area (Germany) we have some very old, very strange words with strange meanings. One of those words is ‚Prutscher‘.
A Prutscher refers to a person who does things but never gets a good result, due to lack of knowledge or simple carelessness. Most of the time, Prutschers are people who are interested in certain subjects and often work in the related jobs, but who lack the motivation to properly train themselves, learn what there is to learn and to always keep up with their technologies .
Here are a few examples I've stumbled upon so far in my career:

- Developers in their 60's who read a book about PHP 25 years ago and decided to become a software developer. Since then haven't read anything about it. Who then now build huge spaghetti monoliths for large companies, in which they prefix every function, every variable and constant with their initials and, of course, use Hungarian notation.

- People who read half a fucking tutorial about <insert any fancy js framework here> and start blogging/tweeting about it

- Senior web developers who need to be told what the fuck CORS is and who can't even recognize CORS related errors in their browser console.

- People who have done nothing else for 18 years than building websites for companies on Wordpress 1.x and writing few lines of PHP and Javascript from time to time. Those who are now applying as a frontend dev due to the difficult economic situation and are surprised that they are not accepted due to a lack of experience.

- Developers who are the only ones working on Windows in the team and ask their Linux colleagues for help when Windows starts bitchin.

- People who have been coding for 30 years, have worked with ~42 languages ​​and don't know the difference between compiled and interpreted languages ​​in the job interview.

- Chief developers at a large newsletter-publisher who think it's a good idea to build your own CMS (due to a lack of good existing ones, of course).

- Developers who have been writing PHP applications for multinational corporations for 25 years and cannot explain how PHP is executed. They don't even know what the fucking OPcache is, let alone fpm. FML

- People who call themselves professional developers but never ever heard of DRY, KISS, boy-scout rule, 12-Factor App, SOLID, Clean Code, Design Patterns, ...

- Senior developers wondering why the bash script won't run on their fucking Windows machine.

- Developers who consider Typescript to be a hindrance and see no value in it.

- Developers using ftp for deployments in 2022

- Senior Javascript Developer applying for a job and for whom Integer is a primitive data type in JS.

- Developers who prefer to code without frameworks and libraries because they are only an unnecessary burden/overhead and you can quickly code everything up yourself.

- Developers who think configuring their server(s) manually is a good idea.

You fucking Prutscher. What you have already cost me in terms of work and nerves. I can't even put it into words how deeply I despise you. I have more respect for the chewing gum that has been stuck in my damn trash can for the past 3 years than I do for you guys. You are the disgrace of our profession. I will haunt you in your dreams and prefix every fucking synapse of your brain with MY initials.

As a well-known german band once sang in a very fitting song: I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.

If you recognized yourself in one of the examples here: FUCK YOU!

I don't get paid enough for this.. 😔

When someone asks me what is programming, I usually say:

— That's something like assembling Lego, but you also get paid for it.

Getting paid

what you gits
^_~

Unity continues to hold dark theme hostage for paid license.

You monsters!!!

That's atleast twice as much as google paid their employees!

Maybe, iOS developers get paid higher than Android developers because it's MORE STRESSFUL to use Xcode and deal with Apple Certificates.

I paid off my student loan today. It's not the USA level of student loans but still, my chest feels lighter.

Hey there - I'm pain and I've finally found devRant.

Who wants to be first >:D

I spent many late nights working hard and it paid off. I achieved a first in Software Engineering!

“I’m not paid enough for this shit”
Me after any minor inconvenience at work.

Developed web shop for weed dealer
once. Paid me in weed. His plan was to sell cosmetics through the site and move away from drug dealing altogether. Not sure if he actually did it, as I was too high to finish it..

i want a job where i get paid for open source development

everyone can dream right ?

I'm a full-time interviewee. If I would get paid for every interview, I wouldn't need a job.

I (senior dev) just went out with colleagues from work. We started drinking what eventually led to some dancing and partying. After a lot of drinks one of the junior/intermediate devs told me that he was surprised i am not a conservative bourgeois like he supposed i am based on his work-experience with me and that he can have actually have fun with me.

MAN I AM FUCKING SORRY THAT I AM PROFESSIONELL AND THAT I DISTINGUISH BETWEEN MY PRIVATE AND MY PROFESSIONAL LIVE!

I don't get what people don't understand about how monthly bills work.
"But I already paid you once!"
"Yeah, for the work we did two months ago. This is the bill for the work we did last month."
"... But I already paid you once!"
"Yes, and then you asked us to do more work"
"... ... But I already paid you once! Why are you trying to rip me off!?!"
*sigh*

Finally ranting paid off! Thank you!

I have a developer job and being paid less than my uni classfellows who are in QA and support positions. Aren't developers supposed to be paid more?

Who the fuck uses http code 200 for a failure. Seriously have you ever heard something about a need to parse the shit you're returning...

Now I don't know whether it's me who's wrong, but man there are more than 80 different codes defined so there really should be something for you, don't you think?

And don't give me shit like "well the request worked so we return 200 it's only that the request wasn't correct". What for a fucking peace of something are you... Those codes are for that exact reason.

Anyways I'm going to parse the shit with string compare and afterwards kill myself out of shame. Whish me luck...

People around me be like "Why you never take a break?? I see you work all the time. Doesn't your company offer you a paid holiday??"

Yeah they do offer a paid holiday, but even on holiday I still have to work because I'm the IT manager, full stack developer, database admin, helpdesk and everything that is related to IT.
:(

She is not being paid for this

Didn't know fetch API was a paid feature on iPads :,D

Safari sucks btw.

Wk24: getting your invoices paid (for us freelancers anyway)

I wanna make you feel what you have brought into my house!!

I was working with security cameras once in a home automation project. One of those camera particularly stand out by offering a cgi without password request to view and change the current passwort and username.

Seriously wtf is wrong with you? I mean this thing automatically connects to an internet service offering everyone to connect to it with that passwort and username. And I know some of you might say "hey chill the cgi is only available on the wifi" - dammit no. Security is a lifestyle do it complete or get the fuck out. God knows what other mistakes there might be hidden in that thing screaming out to everyone to watch me taking a shit.

But that's not the end of it. My company arranged a call to the technical support of that camera so that I can explain the problem and a patch gets released. Those guys didn't give a shit about it and were even laughing at me. Fuck you!

So whoever is responsible - I will find you - and you will never see me coming.

Becaue you are getting paid really well to build what is essentially virtual LEGO!

Frontender, social media manager and windows (server) admin!

Frontender; being paid to do something I couldn't care less about and find very frustrating (as for developing it)

Social media manager; being paid to use mass surveillance engines 😷

Windows (server) admin; I don't think I have to explain this one...

Actually finding a job where this is true AND ALSO get paid fairly for it.

Paid social netwoek network that doesn't collect nor sell users data

a friend paid a $30 subscription on lynda just to study css lol

Thank you David and Tim!
Took some time because i am living in Germany but the wait paid off. Love the stickers!

in your opinion, what is the most important feature of a programming language? For me it’s getting paid for using it.

Finally got some fruition out of my job hunting.. a publishing company wants to hire me. Only issue.. they're paying only ~€1k/m (before or after tax.. no idea.. and the tax on individuals here in Belgium definitely isn't any better) and that's even split between me and another guy I'd be collaborating with, and then there's some royalties. I can't pay shit with that. The argument being that it'll give me experience. #forexposure, #forexperience!!!

Well at least it's paid at all unlike internships I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I did not(no sarcasm). My highly paid jobs never required me to be a good one, so I said fuck it.

Was hired as an intern, paid me the minimum wage, had to independently handle 3 large scale projects. Got to learn A LOT but was not paid enough.

Being paid as a 'junior software developer' at the average salary for that with all these responsibilities

That's a funny joke

Hey guys, I was wondering how much you're paid per month, how long have you been a dev and where you're from.
Personally, FR here paid 1500€ ($1700) +- for 3 years XP.

That moment when you need to pay taxes for invoice, an the client didn't paid yet...

I didnt thought I have to write this down, but you people dont get standard business logic, so here advice from someone who knows that shit:
- If you wanna get paid, make your own contract and let a lawyer look over it.
- always have a lawyer on retainer and enough money for him/her.
- nothing is real without a signature.
- your clients should know that you're gonna sue them if they don't pay.
- don't go easy on anyone, here an easy way to decide if you should sue:
Didnt pay? Sue.
Breaks contract? Sue
Asks for later payment? Dont
- always code in a killswitch, trust me you're gonna need it.

Hey y'all 10x engineers! Are you getting paid 10x times?

Real question here.

Do you feel like you're being paid enough?

If you're senior devs, did you also get paid enough when you were a junior?

Hey Guys Look.
It's that asshole who never paid me calling me about his brand new idea.
Should I pick it?

just got paid for my first upwork task. feels really good. some clients are absolutely amazing! ^_^

I love technology! Went to the grocery store today. Realized that I forgot my wallet. Paid with my phone. Very satisfying.

Top reasons to be a dev? How about solving puzzles every day and getting paid well for it?

I've had a client for 3 months now and they still haven't paid ($100 just for the site) and are surprised at the monthly cost (they wanted site hosting and maintenance which comes out to $75/month) and I want to fire them without burning bridges since the main person is a friend.

In a way, it's a bit unfair on those in other fields that we get paid so well for doing something we love.

I still wonder why people go to programming classes thinking a dev is paid a lot. Not all devs are paid a lot and it takes passion and hard work to be a good dev. Don't just go there for the money. You'll regret wasting your life.

leave

market is oversaturated

you are making us get paid less and less

Paid reviews (smh)

That moment when you find out that your paid app has been cracked. :/ ;_;

You get paid for solving problems. But also for creating new ones.

The everything is Data science craze trend.

Honestly it's not even sustainable with every kid and their grandmother wanting to be data scientists because it's a 'passion' and a 'dream job' and all of that click bait stuff.

It's just become ridiculous at this point and I doubt we'll even have the long awaited 'breakthroughs' people have been talking about for so long.

Also I have a strong feeling everyone thinks it's their 'passion' because it tops the lists of highest paid jobs out there and everyone thinks with 3 months of training they're a fully fledged data scientist because some Python or R package implements all the algorithms he could ever think of using.

Add to that the fact that most advertised data science jobs are actually data engineering where you maintain a date store and that's it.

Agree or disagree that's my piece and if you can convince me otherwise I'll be surprised because I've been subscribed to this idea for so long that it lost me some real good opportunities because I thought it was just what I was meant to be doing which turned to be false after I thought about it. There's a million other jobs that are more impactful and with pursuing.

That moment when social media and seo people gets paid more than developers in your country.

Are you f**king kidding me!

Client hasn't paid since April last year. Now wants to engage another company to maintain my site. Kill switch?

Free food and paid vacations in every 4 months.

When glorified bean counters get paid more than the brains...

[Actual rant]programmers in 3rd world countries get paid about the same as people in 1st world spend on coffee

Came across an app that I really liked, but unfortunately, development has ceased for it. That also means I can't pay for it in order to get a license key. So what's a developer to do?

DECOMPILE it

After decompiling it, I placed inside the code that I paid for the app 😂

.field public static final MARKET:Ljava/lang/String; = "paid"

Long meeting with a coworker presenting a huge, complicated system to track changes to configuration files.

Basically, whenever someone needs to change a config file, this person is supposed to manually enter an entry to a changelog file, and the build system is supposed to give an error if the person forgets to update the changelog.

At the end of the 1 hour long presentation, I raise my hand and say: "we are already using git for our config files, look:

$ git log <filename>

here you can see the list of changes to the file. What you describe is already available, no need to reinvent it."

Long akward silence in the room.

The presenter: "okay, I will look into that. Any other questions?"

Haven't heard about that project since then.

I paid someone else to do it.

That moment when a scheduled ALL DAY MEETING turns into a "non paid" day. Because the asshole cancelled the moment the meeting started.

Fuck this shit!

Visa paid $150k for this dude... I don't have any words...

0. Get a dev job
1. Get paid
2. Get laid
3. Rewatch Dragon Maid?

Especially if not well paid, welcome to India!

Feels so fucking good to see that your effort and talent finally paid off. I FUCKING LOVE THE FEELING! 🙋🙋🙋

Find a well paid remote job and travel while coding

These commercials for the Earnin app are cancer.

"I know you don't get paid until tomorrow why are you buying [stupid shit]?"
-- what kinda psycho knows when their friends get paid?

"I'm using the Earnin app to get paid today so I can buy my dog some food."
--If your budgeting skills are so shitty that you have to rely on an app to pay you before you check, then perhaps an animal is something you don't need to have with your current financial situation.

Like Jesus Christ the situations are all illogical and make 0 sense, yet they're fucking EVERYWHERE.

I quit! You wanted a director and manager but you paid me a junior engineer salary

Boss: pst pst training is paid for if you want to skill up
Me: !!!

Stupid prof thinks paid M$ office/email plan is much better than GSuite because it is free.
FML. 🤦

It's true..we get paid horse shit compared to the so called "MBA" fuckers.

Was kicked from a good paid job on second day. Completed the whole quota for the month in just 9 hours. Fml

P.s: was paid hourly, so I really fucked it up.

That moment you find out someone paid a lot of money to get a site made with WIX.... It hurts to know how much they paid for it

1. Do you work on the weekends?
2. Are you getting paid for it?

We get paid higher because programming is hard! Shut up normies! You won't understand it.

suggest some free/ paid dev stickers to go on my lappy there is still a lot of space 😂😝

My freelancing horror story was not getting paid. And having to deal with Turdpress.

I just found out that my company gives a lesser raise to higher paid employees so that eventually, everyone is paid around the same.

Guess I won't be staying here much longer.

1. Gets paid based on time.
2. Gets paid based on the results.
Which one are u?

Just got my first paycheck. Felt amazing tbh. Proceeded to make a little Python project to help me with high precision budgeting and budget analysis. So, any grad students here who invest and/or save half of their paycheck and use their own code to help them do it?

How much do you get paid as a programmer? 🤔

Was training a model for an hour on paid GPU after which it showed a deprecation error and crashed my Jupyter notebook.

Get a good paid job.
Move out with my girlfriend.
Lose weight and exercise frequently.

My Software Developing Skills finally paid off... I've spent whole night repairing a shitty Zanussi Washing machine. My life meaning was fulfilled
..

When I worked out I could get paid good money to sit on the PC all day and solve puzzles

FUCK AWS. Instead of making consistent api everyone seems to do whatever the fuck they want. They are not even consistent when it comes to the same fucking service or even the same fucking call which is called two different ways...

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Things I get paid for but shouldn't:
Yesterday afternoon with an extra half hour staying late trying to work out why my code doesn't do what I think it should be doing.
Things I don't get paid for but should:
The 5 minutes in the shower this morning when I worked out what I'd fucked up.

I think I'm just not paid enough to write shitty code...

Remember the first day somebody paid for your software 😀

How to deal with a boss who wants you to work overtime for free?

Me rightnow: Working overtime for free on a sunday morning 😂

Do you devs spend on learning ? Like paid courses etc. Or not at all ?

Paid intern complains not having enough time to pay ping pong.
Comes in at 10 and leaves at 5.

~~ 2020 exp.
Best: Got my highest paid freelance project.
Worst: My highest paid freelance project gave me the highest burnout of my life.

Netflix and YouTube Music, and whatever paid, are missing an important part of the fun.

...

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(!rant) When starting out as a web developer, I did my first project for a external vendor for which I was paid in form of a lunch and some hope of more projects.
For the second project, I was paid one month of agreed upon amount for two months of work.

What's your story?

I love working for friends companies. Not getting paid is fine, I get free expensive stuff instead! 😂

Does anyone have a linux compatible video editing software to recommend? Could be a paid one, I just want a good native alternative.

Why the hell are senior engineers coming to me me to debug and figure out issues? I don't even own this code..why should I care? Does your brain stop working as soon as you see the stack trace leave the code you have written? You are getting paid more than I do so go figure it out yourself. Why are you asshats even getting paid more than me? How did you even get there if you can't debug? Again why am i getting paid less than these asshats

Why don’t you like sharing your salary with coworkers? I tell people exactly what I am paid if the conversation comes up. It helps to know where you stand, i.e. if you’re being under paid or if you should ask for more in the next review cycle.

PAID for a support call,
dude's answering could barely be understood while speaking English and didn't know a thing about the topic of the call itself (it was very very specific).

The call lasted 5m and was only used to schedule another one on Monday to let them understand what we're asking and come back at us with a solution.

Fucking waste of time.

A bug bounty program, but the bounty is paid by you the dev. muhaha 😆