Relax, I'm a professional!

One thing where everyone who's into custom ROMs can agree.

Ever faced that?!

Q: How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU?
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A: 1 GB

*Me after putting all my efforts in finding the cause of errors in my code, then realising I've been using different language in different IDE*

Didn't know just chewing a gum can make you lazy enough to not get up from your desk and help your teammates in the project. Don't know, either they're fucked up, or I am.

Just opened Telegram to read new messages from a random group in which I was added by a total random guy. Saw that guy asking for some help on how he could get more free RAM in his phone for whatever reasons. Then saw this fucking asshole writing dumb shit instead of helping him and everybody is now praising him like God. I thought of telling that dick what he's upto, but just left that fucking group of morons immediately.

Google Assistant trolling Siri!

Original post from my Instagram profile:
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This is how they prevent people from urinating in public in the Czech Republic.