What database do you want? Oracle or SQL? That question pisses me off

My old laptop had an ear bud warmer right here. This new one is defective, those ear buds are still cold.

Another day, ohhhhhmmmmmmm.... No bullshit shall touch me

Happened just now:
Client: Please remove this page from the site ASAP, and tell me when its done.
Me: Done
Client: what's wrong am getting an error code(404) when I click on the link.

Am not sure how to reply to that

Ducky said I didn't indent my code. Ducky is a liar

I don't like change, especially change in toilets. I tend to have a list of toilets I can use. For the last 3 months I have been avoiding the toilet at my new job, but am sitting on her right now, she's quite nice. I'll name her algo.

Working with a client (who is a "techie") to authenticate mailchimp for their domain. After a week of fumbling about and with pressure building, the domain registrar claims to have set the correct DNS settings and to get pressure off him, he writes an email saying,
"CNAME has been added ask mailchimp to propagate on their end". FML

Server hacked, backups corrupted!

All the way to Nairobi, Kenya. A great start to Monday. And YES, I have a phone on my desk!

Ibdata1 remember it and respect it if you manage a webserver

++ if juiceSSH has saved you once or twice

My 3 months old son. A very effective rubber ducky when he's not crying

How fixing bugs at 3am feels like

Meetings... They say coding is 70% thinking and well.. I find meetings to be a great place to think about what am currently working on. I go in with a sketch book and sketch away. I always figure out whatever is bugging me by the end of the meeting. After all the PM will send a summary of whatever I may have missed during the meeting

New workplace new setup

Just spent 30 mins debugging an Instagram api that I had used several times before. I just realized the problem was that I was registering and using a twitter app ID. :/

Anyone else here working as a developer in a digital advertising agency? You end up working on lots of shitty projects and there is nothing harder than working on something you don't believe in :/

Worst part of being a dev is no clear career path. I have no idea what I'll be doing in the next 5 years

Welcome to the team. I'll call you piggy

Ever got so pissed off at a client that their very thoughts can send you into convulsions. they stalk you through every fucking media with changes; facebook, WhatsApp, sms, calls (thank God not devRant) on a never ending project, then you receive an email from them and as you're about to swing the laptop through the window you realize it's payment confirmation :|

devRant my new in toilet magazine

!rant
Devrant really goes against the movie techie stereotype. Almost everyone has a girlfriend or wife and family!!!

waiting for my interviewers am really nervous but these rants are keeping me calm

Preparing for an interview tomorrow, am a nervous wreck. It's worse when you actually want the job and not just browsing through. The concept of your peers poking holes in your reasoning and deciding you're inadequate is far from appealing.

Today I had a pissing contest with an account director coz she asked a junior dev to upload some code to live site without testing!!! You may own the business, but you have no powers here. my servers my rules.