Algorithm

When developing outside of a Starbucks and a bird decides to shit right on the keyboard of your laptop 😑

Linux, the power of community..

How do you know that a person is using Arch Linux?

- They will tell you

Here we go my first rant...

The moment when you realized that Google has doodle for you birthday ..

I have 5 <br/> tags one after the other on a deployed site.

Ctrl+C can save you. Only Linux users will understand

Sounds true for me !

So, my uncle gave me an old computer: 1GB of RAM, 1.7GHz dual-core, HDD 80GB, I'm definitely NOT going to trash it, so... What do I do with it? Ideas?

No Jack!

*Restarts web server

Huh I hope nobody needed the website for 30 seconds

a sysadmin has 2 problems. dumb users and smart users.

//SysAdmin

Mom: You gave our keyboard a virus with your programming! You're not allowed to use the computer any more!
(the keyboard was 10 years old)

+ "Stop sitting in front of that computer and start studying!you spend everyday staring at that monitor!"
- "I'm a computer science student" :|

parents every day: "how can you drink that much coffee and not die??"

How to make a bomb:

Buy a note 7 [Even your OWN color]
Plug up
Wait
Enjoy

Never understood the importance of ';' .But developer does,I think so :P

Fixing bugs in production like...

Mr Robot making classics to the beat

what the fuck, elliot.

What do you think of Allo? I deeply respect devRant community members opinions.
I am going to give it a whirl this weekend.

Dad: Why don't you become a doctor?

Yes I'm asian and my dad is the stereotype asian dad😥

My parents my whole childhood:

What are you *** doing in front of that screen?!?!
Stop playing GAMES and go out and do something with your life!
You are WASTING your LIFE on ****!
You will NEVER get a job.

Today I am payed more than 20th times as my dad was payed in my age.
They finally stopped complaining.

my dad taught me to love linux.

my mom taught me to accept people who love apples and windows.

dad: what the hell do you do again?

me 1st time asked: I'm a back end web developer, i write the code you don't see that makes things you do see work.

me 90,000th time: internet stuff.

me 83,881,178th time: computers!

'So now you'll be able to program yourself a girlfriend?'

😭