When you're thinking about your code when doing math homework, but then realize you're accidentally putting semicolons after each step.

Poetry at work!
Thats a good usage of a whiteboard 😁

CSS is like #09

FUCK HELL YEAH! I'm done with my FUCKING THESIS! I just handed it in - that filthy time eating piece of blood sucking papershit! God yes! I'm proud and relieved as fuck!

Got really sick as well! Fuck the stress! Fuck everything. I'm just gonna play Witcher 3 all day long with some nice cup of tea !

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

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I turned myself into a rant Morty, I'm rant Rick!

7 red lines, all perpendicular to each other, some drawn with green or transparent ink.

No offences

I'm stuck in a broken train with no more than 3% on my mobile phone... let this rant be my swan song!

Is there some kind of celebration when I hit 1K points? It can't be all for nothing 😎

I hate cliched lines in office.

When someone I respect leaves the company I don't say "Good luck for your future. Keep in touch". I shake hands, look them in the eye and say "It's been an honor"

On a birthday I don't say "Happy Birthday". I say "May you grace the cover of Time magazine" or something else related to their aspirations.

One time a company I worked for tried to fuck me over and not pay me the referral fee that was promised for referring an employee. They hired the person I referred for a position that was advertised as having a referral fee paid after 6 months.

After the 6 months were up, I went in to HR to ask when I could expect to see the money, and they said “oh, you’re not eligible to receive the referral bonus because we hired so and so as a contractor (full-time) instead of an actual full-time employee.” And I was like... fuck that shit, they never mentioned that to me and I didn’t burn a referral lead so they could hire the person as a contractor and avoid paying me the advertised fee. I was absolutely livid and couldn’t believe it after I had been expecting this money for 6 months.

I felt cheated and none of my colleagues at the company could believe they’d stoop so low to not pay a highly-valued employee an advertised referral bonus. I had lots of battles with management over it, and eventually ended up with a portion of the promised fee, but not the whole thing.

Upgrading.... i7 3.5Ghz 8Gb

The real truth.

the workstation is coming along nicely 👍

The stickers are here bitches! 🙂🙃😆
Thanks devrant.

The stickers will have to wait until I get a new laptop though.

Also I'm extremely grateful for the time you take to mail us the goodies. And on your expenses even.

Thanks :)

I'm a junior developer working on a project that's completely out of my scope. I've missed deadline after deadline and my boss + the customer are getting very pissed off and impatient. This project has got me feeling sick. I'm not sleeping well and honestly thinking about leaving my job just because of this 1 project.

I've tried speaking with my manager but she just says, complete it ASAP to the best of your ability. It will take me months to get it right but I am really struggling.

I'm just looking for some advice please? Has anyone else been through this? Do you think leaving is stupid?

Thank you ranters 😃

Just delete the whole local repo and clone again!

(He definitely didn't know about git reset --hard head)

Dear devs/studios,
Stop showing me ads while in the middle of a game or while I'm actively using the app. At least wait till the process is completed.

!rant
How's my set up?

7pm: Just gonna finish this tiny feature before enjoying the rest of the evening

1130pm:

For coffee lovers.

What a nice way to begin the day