When your boss asks for a web application that has drag and drop, resize, popup, fade inand out, dynamic styling and mobile compatibility but must work on IE8
You feel like:
Mission: Go to the moon
Tools: Broom's stick
Yeah i'll just pretend to be a witch and fly away

When you come back to the first link you found googling and only now you understand it because of the bits and pieces you gathered meanwhile.

Getting a computer

I'm a big fan of 'as' keyword in Python. It makes importing packages in the beginning of the code so slick.

Instead of doing:
> import what
> what.does.the.fox.say()

You can neatly do:
> from what import does.the.fox as fox
> fox.say()

Can't help but go for targets with ssids like

Can't decide if I'm nostalgic or a hoarder.

Apparently I'm old, regardless.

A candlelit dinner is incomplete without...

A more experienced friend told me
"don't be a pussy, test in production"

I'm the one fixing the bugs, not him

Just been asked to test the website in Netscape. Today will not be a good day.

hi! I'm your friendly neighborhood sysadmin/operations bastard. I also write mostly okay python, ruby, and c.

This is called devrant because it's where you go to complain about devs, right? /s

anyway, hello!

Thanks @dfox for the latest update with all the choices for my avatar.. Now I can flaunt my lack of fashion sense on devrant too! 😂😂

Ironic.

Learning a new language is like first time doing sex, it's hard at the beginning but when you start doing it right you just want more and more! :) good morning guys !!

!rant
The avatar builder makes devRant the best MMORPG I ever played :D

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?