So true😂

Never a good sign!

Worst part of devving? Handling fucking time. GMT, EST, daylight savings, DHCP settings overriding the actual time because some fuckwit runs a server incorrectly, dealing with Voip phones and their super flaky time profiles. Fuck time.

Console.WriteLine (for C#, System.out.println for Java), because that will always be one of the best debugging tools.

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling in the mud with a pig; after a few minutes you realize the pig likes it.

Remember when...

PO: "I'll email you the details."
Me: Sure, I'll start with what I have right now.

I start coding, 7 hours later I got something working, not sure if it's what he wants.

Still no email.

I might have a followup rant tomorrow when he tells me it's not what he wanted at all.

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

Me: takling to a colleague on Skype for business

My 3 year old son: what are you doing?

Me: talking on the phone

Son: that's not a phone

Me: ... That's right, it's called Skype. But its' executable is called lync.exe. It's just trying to pretend to be Skype. Repeat after me: lync

Son: lync

Me: great! Stay away from lync. It's evil!

Agile my ass. Stand ups should not take 40 min.

Programmers life

Does it work like this at your office as well? 😂

When is saturday night and you're just thinking about the bugs that needs to be fixed

It seems Microsoft have taken my critique of Azure last week to heart. Last week, I insinuated that perhaps hometime on Friday was an inconvenient time of day for major downtime.

This week they've rectified their previous fault, and in their great mercy have decided to take down service at the busiest time of the day on Thursday instead.

My friend was telling me some UDP jokes earlier, I only got half of them.

sometimes I feel like I'm a fullstackoverflow developer ^_^'

Renaming variables is like...