*tries not to cry*
*cries a lot*

Just found out that this was possible.
It is the message that shows before password screen in win10. Dont know if older windows has this feature supported.

Didn't knew deleting a rant takes away the ++ associated with it too ..

WELL LASST NIGHT THE CAPS OF MY PHONE GOT STUCK, HOW DO I FIX IT!?

Anyone else have or had a computer science professor you wants you to hand in a printed copy of you code? P.S. Only the printed copy nothing else.

Kind of sad but true.
1) "If you don't love your job, take a home loan".
You will start loving it.

2) Take another loan, you will start loving your boss as well.

3) Get married. You will start loving your office too.

Source: LinkedIn

But can't stop anyone from ranting. :/

What would happen if I report @dfox ?

Dat ass

Found this on the Github trending list

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

Guys,i think i am getting fired

dfox can divide by zero.Twice.

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

Priceless 😂😂😂

Same goes for my parents... lol

What an year ?
>MS VS on mac
>SQLServer on Linux :D
>Xamarin API for tizen (seriously :/)
>MS becomes `platinum` member @LinuxFoundation
>Google joins .NETfoundation
>Trump becomes the president ??????????
>In India 500 and 1000 rupees notes are now worth toilet paper except we don't actually wipe - we wash ;)
>For me RIP $copes and controllers and my year worth of experience :'(

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

Felt jealous of everyone else's workstation so I decided to post my own.

My project manager sent this to me today.

How I've decided to answer the "can you hack" question from here on in...

"Can you show me how to hack this account please?"

"Sure, you'll need a hammer, a blow torch, chloroform, some pliers and couple of bottles of really pure vodka!"

"What the hell?!"

"Oh, it's so much quicker to just extract a password from a person, than it is to break into a system, I'm not exactly trained in inflicting pain on the human body, but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out through trial and error, good luck!"

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

Ah you think debugging is your ally? You merely adopted the debug. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the compiling until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!