Hopefully devRant doesn't have issues with Daily Active Users like Pied Piper.

devRant has had a huge impact on my life. My poops are significantly longer and now my legs fall asleep because of it.

˙ɟɟnʇs ʞɐǝɹq oʇ ʎɐʍ ɐ puᴉɟ llᴉʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝldoǝd ǝq llᴉʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍoɥǝɯos 'ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos puɐ 'ɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ ʎq ɟo ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝq sʎɐʍlɐ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝɔᴉu sᴉ ʇI

Does anyone else adore the show Silicon Valley?

Silicon Valley rules!

When you try to figure out why the program won't break out of a loop.

"Why is this not working, it was working before!!??😤"
--finally fix problem--
"How the hell was it working before??"

Turning down the volume of the music as if it's gonna help me debug better

The wife never closes her loops!

Big company issues: Try access something "access denied". Spend rest of day trying to figure out who can provide access to that page and what manager that needs to approve it :(

C++ template errors.

Probably enough said... But a couple years ago I was interviewing and each interview included, do know about templates. I always answered, "enough to determine what is wrong when there is a compiler error." I always got some form of a chuckle or "wow" and NEVER a follow up question about templates. I received job offers from each interview, they all apparently needed someone who could help get their template code compiling?

when you work from a sample...

When you accidentally leave a console.log in your code that goes into production that says: "I'm fucking working!!!" and notice it a year later when fixing a bug.

Asks help from the top student in my class. Answers "I'm really bad at debugging. My code always compiles the first time" 🙃

when your working for Microsoft and get caught Googleing an error code instead of Binging it

Sometimes software wins

When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

Start with the ABCs

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

If the website i'm working on was a person, i'd punch it in the face

I think I'm allergic to css. 😷