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Fuck my broken brain. I’ve been taking various meds for depression/ptsd for 11 years, and just when you think you’re making progress it comes back and takes a nice big shit in your slippers.

I Referee grass roots football (soccer) on the weekends, and I’ve been out with an injury. I should have been reffing a women’s game this afternoon but my damaged brain has other ideas.

Sometimes I just want to scream fuck it all and move to the woods to become a full time spoon whittler

Elon Musk: Space junk is a serious issue
Also Elon Musk: I put a Tesla into orbit lol

Love this guy

"Never do yesterday, what should be done tomorrow!"
- An async function

My senior designed this Error page.. and the message is damn funny..

I just programmed a counting sort algorithm, and I swear to God I think it has AI. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

If you indent like this, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to kill you.

My eyes are already sore, 12 minutes after arriving to the office.

F*ckin managers...

Where does everyone put their stickers once they get 20 point post? Care to share a pic?

Probably the first time I ever saw a picture of a semi-naked girl on a screen and had a moment to myself.

Oh, that's not what you meant by "exposure"?

My friends have a group on telegram named geek squad but they haven't add me cause apparently I'm not geek enough:/
It hurt my feelings:/
But screw them I'll be a geek on my own time.

Client wanted a site for the 100th anniversary of an important local musician. They wanted to show calendar of events, biography, store, and more. We started the work 8 months before the commemorative date, and after 4 months, the site was 99% complete and waiting final review and approvement. 2 weeks of silence has passed, when I got an email saying their deleted the site from server and all backups, and now they wanted all the work back.

With luck, I could restore a partial backup, and the client didn't want to pay for redo the rest of the work.

10 months later (yes, after all the events has started and the site being off) they contact me again, asking to continue the work.

I was happy to say no.

Is java any element of air ? I have seen people posting " I breathe java "

Sex is good but The feeling of closing 20 tabs after completing a project is outta this world.

Fuck on call.

Take a break folks,
From work,
From code,
From tension,
From bugs,

Take a car, drive to the country side, breathe the fresh air, ride horses,
Have a meal, stay for a day or two, without internet, and then Be back to work.

This is what we all need now :D

My carrier sent a message in between two blank messages. Why tho?