buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

Named my dog sudo, so that i can call or command him with authority. Sudo sit! Sudo eat! Sudo roll over! Isn’t it cool?

#include<studio.h>
<studio.h>
studio
u

So I've got a Linux related job (or, starting at monday). When people ask me what my new position is called, I'll of course tell! Well, I stutter sometimes in my native language. Especially with the letter L.

"so what's your new position?"
"Lllllll-lllll-llllllllllllllllllll"
*mother of god*
"lllllllllllllllllllllll-llllllllllllll*
*OH FFS*
"Llllllllllll-llllllllllllllllllll-lllllllinux support engineer!"
*FUCKING FINALLY!*

"Hey man, you got a new job I heard, what's your new position?"
*please work*
"Lllllllllll-lllllllllllllllll-llllllllllllllllllllll*
*MOTHERFUCKER*
"Lllllllll-lllllllllllllllllllinux support engineer!"

"ey dude, what's your new position? Heard you got a new job!"
*alright let's do this better*
"gonna do stuff with servers and customer service!"
"Ah cool! What system do they run on their servers?"

No. 😡

Programming when i'm alone and programming when someone fucking pass near by me.

"This is not a bug, it's a documented limitation"

mkdir new_project
cd new_project
git init

**Reflecting on my life and current workload**

cd ..
rm -rf new_project.

Are you going to work with/hire this developer?

Guide to Software Design...

Funny SSID names?

TGFLE - Thank God for Let's Encrypt

I respect what they're doing, and the certbot they offer.

- Little pig little pig let me in
- Nope..
- sudo chmod 777

Mac dad and windows mom 💏

For the love of Arch Linux 😍😍😍

Linux pople be like

Working at PornHub

Credits: unknown

Emma Watson is my manager.
Paid in bacon.

Hahaha 😂😂

PHP Superpowers!!!

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"