Good idea!

Hehe, stumbled upon an oldie :-)

struct ComputerContractor
{
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void work;
int hiring_him_again;
const pain_in_the_arse;
unsigned agreement;
short fuse;
volatile personality;
static progress;
};
/* and there are no unions in sight */

At the mid of breakup I asked my girlfriend: "what do you want from me ? "
She replied "CHMOD 777" | 😭
Both of us broke into laughing

2 days later (today) we are together

Fuck you regex. That is all.

Just found a "pro" app to learn linux... The dev used a non linux icon (windows dos) as the app icon.

25 years of Linux! :D

"Why does the search take so long?" maybe because it searches through2 dbs with 20 tables with 5.000.000 objects on an 6 year old server with hdds and apparently there is no budget for a new server, but there is money for an 40.000€ art piece.

This week I've been struggling with dense, overly-complex code written long ago by someone who didn't add a lot of comments.

Hello again, past me.

I hate when I'm trynna Google something, but I don't really know what it is... So I don't know how to phrase it...

Why is it whenever a task is something you've done before, and are confident it will take 10 minutes, it ends up making you tear your hear out for 2 hours?

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

please don't...

45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.

password: &^/&($@$45':;;&$#rdf$/^df%%£×€ybh1##/*(;

error: you password isnt safe u must use at least one uppercase letter
:/

So the subordinate of the guy I'm working under told me that I was asking too many questions

Came across this gold:

Q) What is the best naming prefix for a global variable?

Ans) //

So I just got an email from some marketer with over 1000 addresses in the cc field.

A few of these people have already hit reply-all.

Have people forgotten how email works?

No Doubt!!!

so true

Java developers
how much time did it take from you to learn Java ?

The set of...

flailing startup layed off my entire team without warning...

...and no one asked us how our custom tools work or how we performed our business-critical tasks. #goodLuck

while giving kt to a supposedly Senior Software Engineer

Hey what's this "mm-dd-yyyy" ?

Go home windows your drunk!

Hahaha

Here's a joke

Windows Phone

The more I learn about programming the more terrified I become about having huge knowledge gaps and learning something wrong by possibly making wrong assumptions about how certain things work or by falling on bad tutorials. I'm constantly hyped about coding, and at the same time I always feel I will never be able to say confidently "I know how to code".
How the hell do you make sure you are learning programming correctly as a self taught? Or do i just have to accept that no matter how and what I code there will always be a better way to do it, resulting in me constantly feeling as a low-skilled coder?

Got the memory usage of a c++ program from 1.5gb to 800mb at work.

Never felt so pro before :D

User: I can't access the system, it keeps asking me to change my password!
Me: ....
Me: Tried changing your password?
User: Not yet