My personal life is in shambles-but goddamn is my code clean.

Knowledge is power, 1337 skills

Source: http://sandraandwoo.com/2012/11/...

note: only rarely about programming

I always called deprecated... Depreciated

😓

We all have gaps in knowledge 😔

Boyfriend and I decided to take on a simple Raspberry Pi project as an extra curricular thing to do before uni starts. He claims that I'm better at this sorta stuff than him, so I end up with the Pi for most of the week, but have immense trouble getting what we want to work.
I give up and pass it off to him to have a go when he's home. Few hours later he gets all the things I couldn't get done. I'm a mix of frustrated and relieved.
Unrelated, probably gonna wife that man

Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

Here in our company when you are about to do something really hard or say something clever you get to wear this hat!

So "happy" valentine's day .

I did it boys, shes mine. 😃
Happy Valentines

Software Developers should have a hobby other than Writing Code.

Yep , Debugging .

how my valentines day turned out to be

WTF Google news?!?

How I sustain my ego lately ;)

Anyone ever used this excuse?

My partner just told me that the guys that will "take care" of a project that we developed (see this rant https://www.devrant.io/rants/69328) apparently don't know anything about Android or iOS because our ex-client emailed him asking some questions on behalf of the new team like what is Swift and on what language do you develop for Android.

What bothers me more is that apparently we are too expensive but they are planning to get rich 😒

Well that's my evenings sorted for the rest of the week

Just got a message on Facebook from a friend, asking me about getting into coding. A few seconds later, I see his status:

"Where do I download Javascript?"

I'm going to help this man.

Go to hell...
Developer version

That guy died...

version control done the right way

These people in Startups

forgot to inject a dependency in Angular -.-

Me: Hey I just sent the Bi-Weekly invoice.

Client: Can I pay it when this new feature is rolled out?

*Face Palm*

It isn't a Bi-Feature invoice, it's a Bi-Weekly invoice.

When you're demoing a prototype and the guy who always introduces himself by saying he's "not the coding type," proceeds to try and tell you how he would have done it.

-What is the object oriented way to get wealthy?
-Inheritance

i HATE having to hold other junior devs hand through THEIR work 😩

I find myself taking more and more bathroom breaks to go sit on devRant

IT guy when insulting be like:

"Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB"

Sitting next to the sales guy at work,l and I'm just like

I wish I could put this much effort into my job.