Thank you to my collegue 😋

Stallman is ranting about proprietary software. Yes, sir!

Can you hack Facebook?

Well, I really like the new devRant app design BUT damn ... I can't stop swiping from left to right ...

My daily life with Eclipse. Story #0:

Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: waiting for ages
Me: killing eclipse

Repeated the process several times. Solution:

Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: hover over another view
Eclipse: isn't frozen anymore

Thanks for wasting my time ...

You know it's friday, if the coffee machine is still switched off at 12:52.

I only want my coffee to finish my code and start weekend.
I don't want to fill water tank or rinse and decalcify the machine.

Typing "return" is cursed ... always.

retunr ... retnur ... DAMN!

Java: verbosity and that it can anything but nothing right.

Atm, the most painful tooling is Rational ClearCase for version control (wtf?!) and IBM DOORS for reqs and test specs on a Windows machine.

Productivity = -1

Why should the new version of the compiler be backward compatible ... ?!

Stupid other department!

Its funny cuz it's true 😀

As we may all messed up a (git) repo at the begininng, do you know the surge of adrenalin right before pushing your committed changes or merging branches?

!rant

How do you guys like to sort the devRants?

We are still beautiful.

!rant

This situation, when you are working as external employee in a company that needs you to test safety-critical systems.

You wait months for "THE" (internal) test tool you have to use to implement your specified tests.

Finally , you meet with the responsible dev guy to let him setup everything.

Me: Hi, I'm here for setting up the test tool for project XY
Dev: Eh? No one (manger) ordered the tool for project XY!
Me:

For those who don't know this fantastic programming chrestomathy: http://rosettacode.org/wiki/...

Simply search your programmatic problemand get solutions (plenty of languages). Enjoy!

DevRant Feature Request!!!

We need a built-in code editor feature, maybe with syntax highlighting (I know you guys are busy).

Let's overcome this:

Let's be honest ... we are rock stars!

Everyday life: Colleague offers me a stress ball after hearing about deadline shifted forward (again).

We are ending up playing basketball in office with the whole team...