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So I heard floor memes are cool these days. Here's mine with a bit of twist. Comic Sans, because it's beautiful.
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The 1st of July, it'll be a year ago since my father passed away.
I made him a promise as he explicitly told me; "Please grow our company, I wouldn't have put you in the CTO position if you sucked at what you do" - so I said I would keep pushing the boundaries.
As per now we've officially broken our set target. Our revenue thus far in 6 months of time has reached to last years total revenue. I take great comfort in knowing that he would have been god dang proud.
July the 1st will be a day with both a smile and a tear. Had to get this off my chest!9 -
Gathering all parts for building my first computer.
"nahh, I don't need a 'beautiful' case, i don't care about that stuff"
I am now searching for the most beautiful case I can find 😐19 -
wrote shitload of clean architecture beautiful code and compiled successfully on the first try without crashes or errors
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I’m in vacation, in a beautiful island, in the middle of the sea, with a beautiful blonde that I love ❤️
I miss my computer 😭8 -
Changed my background up, changed the lighting color, and added a MacBook to the setup using Synergy. Thoughts?
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so I installed Ubuntu on that macbook because I couldn't be bothered to download Debian again
it's beautiful
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!rant
Found this on LinkedIn forgot who posted it. It was beautiful so that to share with you guys.
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I just noticed the huge amount of Germans on this platform. Gather together, my fellow Schnitzels! 🍻26
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Ubuntu 18.04 is sooo beautiful 😊 I can't connect to WiFi or ping 8.8.8.8 but it's soooo beautiful 😊7
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My team member just rewrote all of my code and it looks beautiful and it works but and now i feel like I'm a terrible programmer :'(13
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So just today I stumbled upon Deepin OS (Linux Distro based on Debian) and it looks amazing! Arguably even better than Elementary OS :D Has anyone else used this distro/what do you think?
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Basically,
1+infinity = 1
But
infinity + 1 = NaN
My entire maths fundamental shuttered by the beautiful JS language....
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GAMER : After finishing the game.. "gg mates"
ME : After finishing my code in vi editor.. "gg=G"
bammm!!!
looks beautiful5 -
When you build a beautiful set of Sass files with grunt/gulp tasks, hand it off to another developer who makes all their changes in the compiled css.3
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Not a rant, just my thoughts :)
At November and October of last year I was very frustrated with everything - everything was annoying me and I was bored even with coding. I needed a break and do something different - go somewhere.
So we decided with friends that we will go to Georgia to spent there New Year Eve. Right now I'm coming back from airport by bus to my city aftertrip but can't sleep because I'm energized as fuck! Whole week without internet (sometimes we got open wifi to check buses or maps), without local sim card, without roaming, just our group and good attitude. We visited almost whole north of Georgia riding in taxis, marshrutka, even autostop, and it was fucking awesome.
So, when you are exhausted, take a break and regenerate your baterries, work is not everything! Just wanted to share this with you :) Can't wait to go to work in monday to write some code :) Life is beautiful!
On photo - my friend takes photo of Kazbek Mountain :)
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That feeling when you refactor that spaghetti mess into clean beautiful code that passes all tests flawlessly4
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Is php beautiful, or ugly?
Here's my php. The beautiful, and the ugly.
*nervously presses submit*
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!rant
Do you ever find yourself proudly staring at your beautiful code, forgetting everything else and suddenly noticing you've been at it for far too long?3 -
Python seems so ... simple, yet beautiful.
(It's just ... a feeling, I only did the codecademy course and doodled on the command line by now.)
But this whitespace/tab thing and the fact that missing semicolons don't result in errors is just fucking confusing.15 -
So by accidentally overlapping the visual studio logo on purple I've created something beautiful.
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Italian schools are by far the worst in the world.
I'm in a IT oriented school, where we should learn to code.
We spent the first year writing in Word and "programming" in Excel.
In the second year we started learning Visual Basic, a total waste of time.
In the third year we finally got rid of most of the useless subjects we had and started learning C++.
Sadly we had a teacher who wasn't able to properly speak and teach to students who never really programmed.
We didn't even know what a class was at the end of the year.
In the fourth year, the current one, we didn't have a teacher for the first 3 months.
Now we are learning Java, but just the basics.
Oh, we're also "learning" HTML (not 5) and JavaScript.
Next year, the last one, we will do PHP and SQL.
Maybe also C#, the most pointless programming language in the world.
What a beautiful country.
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I set up Rainmeter with the Chromecast Google slideshow and it resulted in an informative and beautiful desktop...
Too bad I never see it.
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IT FRICKING WORKED
THE FALCON HEAVY WORKED FLAWLESS
The synced landing was beautiful <3
What happened to the core though? 🤔7 -
When a person stops thinking, that's the end of them
I came across this beautiful quote in an anime.13 -
The company I have a internship at have this beautiful box. Though I recommend Linux. I kind of wanna nab it anyway😍
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This app is taking over my life.
This was a mistake.
(Not really. God bless this beautiful creation.)2 -
I have a habit of viewing the page source of beautiful websites I visit... as well as finding out technologies used on it.2
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Thunderbird UI sucks, search sucks, sending sucks, all sucks. Why cannot we have beautiful and user friendly linux mail app?23
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After 3 years finally taking an actual holiday... I don't have my computer with me, no access to work, no WiFi... Just my beautiful family, the beach and a beautiful resort to explore.6
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Sometimes you just have to kick your wife and kids out on a beautiful day so you can get some work done.4
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A blend of Laracasts and Laravels surprisingly good documentation has led to this beautiful moment.
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weather is beautiful, sun is shining, I am feeling mischevious. Shall I block stackoverflow on our proxy on Monday?2
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Started working on a new project.
Sent out my first code review for that repo.
An intern pinged me and blamed me that I have added so many comments to get more lines of code.
I have no words to reply him.4 -
www.dartlang.org
Dart helps you craft beautiful, high-quality experiences across all screens
... Not my screen though
I forgive them 😊
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!rant
Today is a happy day.
I just got a job to finance my last year of studies as a frontend dev for two months this summer.
I'll be working as an intern and won't get paid much, but it's still tremendously more than I would've ever made with any other shitty student job.
Best thing is that my best friend works at the same company and we'll be seated next to each other (he also convinced the HR to invite me to the interview, woul've been rejected right away without him).
So basically I am a lucky bastard and they even told me that if I'm doing well they wouldn't hesitate to hire me after my studies if I'd still be interested in a year ❤️
What I'm missing most as a student is to work in front of a computer 8 hours a day. This will be a welcome change and a nice addition to my CV.
Wish me luck! Starting right after my final exams on the 16th 😎
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VS Code looks amazing with dark themes and vs code file icons. Using the theme by Kary Foundation and it is awesome.11
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unbelievable how much lifetime i already wasted and are wasting yet finding a desktop wallpaper to my liking
is it just me or can anybody relate?4 -
Just cut 2 seconds off the load time after roughly 2 months of refactoring. The code looks beautiful though.1
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Sometimes they only develop for macOS and not Windows. Beautiful apps are only meant for Mac. :(
This tweet: https://twitter.com/st8rmi/status/...
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That beautiful feeling when the app you´ve been working on for over 6 months is finally working and ready to use ^-^
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What's your favourite IDE? 😁
I'm currently working with Emacs and it's great! (But Sublime Text is still beautiful)21 -
So apple wants you to open your system logs with Photoshop, truly? So the fuck up and crashes looks more "beautiful"?5
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I just wanted to quickly install a little Ubuntu on my notebook for some testing.
And here I am hours later installing unity themes.
I think I could get used to this.7 -
Recently started using js without semicolons...
Personal opinion but I think semicolons do make the code look ugly14 -
This is the most terrifying & horribly beautiful code ever.
:(){ :|:& };:
*please don't try running it if you don't know what you are doing.5 -
Are you the nocturnal developer who lives on red bull and chips or the luxury developer who works in a beautiful light office and is a vegetarian?11
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!rant
After two years of learning front end librairies and some javascript my mate just threw me into our java backoffice to help him do the testing.
I read so much shit about java， i was a bit apprehensive... But man the more i learn the more i think code is beautiful.
Well i for the first time am starting in java today and its beautiful as well ;) like，i can`t remember having had so much awe for something in a long time. -
Who else loves that beautiful moment when you wake up fully alert and you can tangibly see the solution to the problem in your project that you went to sleep (too damn late) on, floating right there in the front of your mind?3
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Found this pearl on the code of the game I made with some friends on a game jam the last week
Beautiful
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Built a beautiful new fancy html5 page for a big event.
PM still wants to use the old flash video player.
Why the fuck ? Just no ...2 -
Well guys I was wrong the other day, Laravel is the most beautiful PHP Framework I've used to date.2
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On typing "beau"
My mobile keypad auto suggestions shows:
BeautifulSoup4 before beautiful
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(Saturday morning)
Me: I've never been so long without exercising (since before this, my first winter), I should get in shape now that this God forsaken weather is finally reaching livable levels.
(some time later at the gym)
Also me: You've always been in good shape, why stop with just chest, let's do some arms and shoulders.
(48 hours later, Monday morning)
I had to turn my whole torso to look if any car was coming while walking to the library, moved like terminator because of the massive neck muscle pain, suffered through the pain of setting up all my study material to the realize (just now) I can't even fucking look down to my notebook... Can I be more stupid?1 -
!rant
Any devs from India? Planning to backpack your beautiful country. Suggest me a route? Meetup chance?16 -
I use spaces instead of tabs. Working beside me, my mates were irritated of that beautiful sound(they called it noise) from my keyboard.6
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:( why can't i have nice things, like linux elementary os?
it's beautiful, but so full of bugs that's barly useable.10 -
I hope I'm not alone getting the warm fuzzy feeling you get when you write some code that is beautiful. I know beautiful is a strange choice of words but I find the efficient simplicity of good code to be beautiful!
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I have a new personal project that I hope I'll share with you guys one day. It just came to me. A fog simulation for a window manager such that it has fog behind the transparent console while you code and the fog goes in front when the terminal is locked. How about it?2
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I love CSS, but don't like preprocessors (like SASS, Less, or Stylus) :/ There's nothing more beautiful than vanilla CSS with zero workflow :)10
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I... I just got on the bus to work and left my beautiful contigo coffee thermos at the stop. I'm done guys. I'm not going to make it.. ..1
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Nitrux OS
I feel that this piece of wonder isn't getting the recognition it deserves.
One of the most beautiful UIs out there, revolutionary tech like znx(booting from the main iso ALWAYS and keeping user data across reboots, in a nutshell) and it has weird ass virtualization stuff that allowed them to run windows with very little virtualization overhead(tech details yet to announce).
Imma stop here before getting labelled another fanboy, just check it out and see for yourself
Thanks for reading, i use arch btw8 -
You can kill me now...
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Fuck it. Two big releases plus all the minor shit raining down on our team with only three active devs. A new team member who's unfortunately more of a burden and nuisance while the whole ship burns so beautifully....
And stupid me? I fucking break my arm, is in a cast now for four weeks. So I can mostly watch, while everything sinks.4 -
I don't wanna blame Linux. I am just gonna blame my HP stream 13. You petite useless beautiful blue girl. 🙄1
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Is probably one of my all time favorite algorithms. It's really beautiful.
Whats your favorite or 'most beautiful' algorithm?11 -
Nothing excites me more than a beautiful, simple and logical piece of code...
Sometimes I even feel like a creep with that obsession.
Am I the only one here?1 -
I know it's not our nature, but go outside and enjoy the beautiful day today! (as long as its nice where you are).
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Finished a task at 4:40 PM a Friday, when office close at 5, what a beautiful beginning of week-end !
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I had perfect code until the exception handling was on my Todo list... Fuck my beautiful architecture I guess6
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Returning from a crazy interview, found these on my doorstep. And life is beautiful again.
Thanks @dfox
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I'm using Elementary OS for few days now, and I can only say that I love it, it's really good looking compared to other Linux I tried before (Debian KDE, Ubuntu Unity, OpenSUSE XFCE) but there's not enough programmers functionality natively integrated4
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Found this in our Python codebase:
my_dict[key] = "%s" % str(my_dict[key])
Best way to convert a value to string xX -
in brazilian portuguese you don’t say friday you say “hoje é dia de maldade” and i think that’s beautiful4
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This is the most crazy, ugly, beautiful, stupid, and genius thing I’ve seen all year:
https://chasewilson.dev/blog/...4 -
Beautiful Quote:
"Your closest collaborator is you six months ago, but you don’t reply to emails." - Karl Broman -
Fuck procrastination, dude. It's a beautiful Monday afternoon and I'm watching mr robot instead of doing something productive1
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Talking with my dad about a program he's been working on at his company. He doesn't work on it directly, he works with parts on the side to show to clients. He's basically a sales rep that shows some cool features.
Me: is this that the program where it converts scanned items into readable text?
Him: yes but it does a little bit more than that.
*promptly goes into detail about how it works*
Basically merges documents together based on some criteria that it needs to meet. There are 5 cases and all of it is coded in sql, the 5 cases aren't coded based upon logic but based on each possible outcome of a scenario. And it would brute force it's way to a solution. The way he explained it made me think it was just mountains of spaghetti code.
I couldn't help but think something like this
00000
00001
00002
00003
It just sounded messy. And I haven't even looked at it.
Me: 😬 why would you design it that way?
Him: because it works.
Me: but the code has to be so unmaintainable
Him: well I don't have to look at it full time.
Me:... (flawless logic... But why¿¡¿¡¿😢) -
Side job - some consulting.
Second day of editing 70k one file, unmanageable javascript code to find memory leaks for some embedded device that is running on chromium embedded framework. Luckily there is chromium remote debugger for it so I can make snapshot and place some breakpoints.2 -
So I just started learning Swift, and I think it's modern, beautiful and a bit weird. Like the Portuguese of programming languages.
I think it should be used more.3 -
I've never gotten drunk while coding, but definitely a whiskey always is the finest accompoint to writing some beautiful code 😉
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IDE: JetBrains IDEs with Material theme (Dracula)
Editor: VS Code
They are fast, amazing and beautiful while I write code.2 -
Remember when I said Windows 10 is kinda beautiful? It's not. Windows 10 is created to break our hard drives so that we'll buy new PCs. Fcking Microsoft.
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iphone = a beautiful jail
android = open source jungle
tired of ios ... fucking close platform :(11 -
When during the holidays you're working from home and take a break to take part to a heavy Italian family lunch and drink so much that suddenly all bugs get solved by themselves... magic handmade wine! Cheers!3
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This place I’m consulting at just had a new Directory of Change, first policy she made for IT is mandatory 3 working days wait for any release in Test and 2 weeks for Prod. That includes application config value update in Test database. We think she might have misunderstood her job title Ms. Director of No Change..2
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guard let param = param, otherParam == .someValidValue else { return }
Beautiful one-liner that validates your function's parameters without having to incur in another indentation level. -
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Maybe a usefull function for the fellow developers here, in case you need default Avatars for your users. "UI-Avatars". Just 'discovered' this beautiful API today and it really is easy and helpful! :D It even has a PHP package if you would like to generate them yourself.. This is not an ad or anything, it's just a usefull API, like 'placehold.it' etc that could be useful for anyone out there! -
Some times I look at inline code documentation and am like:
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Urgh... No exceptions in Rust annoys me. Now you only have the choice between "this didn't work please handle this error, thank you ^-^" and "you fool, prepare for annihilation". So basically if anything remotely serious happens your programs dead and there's nothing you can do about it. I don't get why people have this hate for exceptions. Everytime a new language gets made it's always either "ew it has exceptions" or "it's so nice it doesn't even have exceptions". NOOO! They can deal with serious situations in the best possible way and they can be statically checked (so no "but they're so complex and unpredicable" stuff please). If you can expect an exception they shouldn't be used in the first place (eventhough they are absolutely no less good than Option returntypes or whatever, just different) but in cases when it's impossible to predict an error they really shine. And not having them makes your language worse. If a device driver accesses illegal memory it should throw an exception, so instead of the computer shitting the bed, first the offending function has a chance to resolve the problem at it's root, then a few functions up the call stack, the general control functions of the device drivers can handle it and restart the operation if applicable, and even if the driver fails to handle it, the OS can jump in and restart the driver, log an error and do whatever. It's absolutely beautiful: This hierarchical ramp from near the accident site to more high level operations code ensures the error can be caught at the right level of abstraction without introduction a lot of boilerplate. If everything fails and nobody can handle it *then* the program or kernel or whatever can panic.4
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Just finished one of my final projects and while it was a huge mess, and I don't feel particularly proud of the work as a whole, I do feel proud of how I can feel I learned something and I'm a bit eager to put the acquired knowledge onto another project. I think the constant learning we have to do is one of the beauties of our discipline.
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hey devranters, I want a beautiful Linux distro for a friend, any suggestions on the prettiest DEs out there?13
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Sometimes clojure stack traces are so damn unhelpful that I wish they weren't there at all....
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Of the most beautiful things you do to your website, CSS is one of them. Writing it - not one. Exhausts you.
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Today you have the privilege of experiencing a rare look inside one of my servers: https://youtu.be/JcSPnsX-wAA
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I lose interest in my job whenever someone goes into my perfectly decoupled code and adds spaghetti code into it to make things just work for them. Sigh...when will people understand and learn to write maintainable software...
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Can you link or name some of your favorite beautifully designed Android apps in Google play?
Just wanted to have some design inspiration...10 -
I'm watching Seinfeld. I make mental comments like I'm one of the Seinfeld gang. Life has never been this beautiful.
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