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The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

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joke/meme

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What the actual fuck?

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How to vertically center in css..

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Ghost in the Shell (2017)

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The man behind the legend!

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When I find a bug that I made

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I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

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I think more people here will get this

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Told my gf I wanted a coding buddy so she won me this during the hackathon 😀

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Showering at a geeks house!

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Typical code comment

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How many bites do you need to eat an int?
Four.

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I 😍 non-ascii characters, how about u?

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When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

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When then ask you how is life?

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Shortest Programmer Joke:

I'll be done soon!

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Back-end as a service for Real-time applications, based on a multi-layered micro-services stack [more details]

Existing open source project

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$1 million question !

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Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

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If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?

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How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

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"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

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Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

joke/meme yolo

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Debugging comments be like...

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Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.

Who's there?

Fibonacci.

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