Stupidest client ever:
I once had a client that requested me a new website, all went well and get paid.
After a month our two, he called and requested a change on basically all pages. I sent him a estimate of 2h, he approved, signed a contract and I've made the changes. He never paid me that changes. After 2 months ignoring my calls and emails I've rollback to the pre-changes website. He called me anything you can think off and that I would be sorry for done that... I was like... WTF??
- Pay me and I'll put the changes online.
He replied:
- you will be sorry. See you in court.
We went to court because of FUCKING 200€...
Court decision? The client was obligated to pay me the 200€ and all the court expenses...

One of many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn!

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

I hate it when people rant that we need to call 'Ctrl, Alt & Delete' for help when we're in problem.

Real geek will use 'Ctrl + Shift + Esc'.

Devs be like
*sees spiral shaped anything*
OMG DEBIAN DEBIAN DEBIAN!!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!11

Tester's bug report: "Both bars started to flash and jump like in Harlem Shake."

Painfully true...

Scientists debate on important stuff like when the world is gonna end, and climate change. However we debate on the really important stuff: spaces vs tabs.

The most awesome book ever 😄

TAKE CONSENT BEFORE YOU TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE'S CODE

Windows 10 found 3.99TB of temp files on my laptop with a 1TB hard drive.

I just love pressing F5.

Why you say?

Cause it's so refreshing.

I have in my head parts of a game, I'd love to build. A top-down space colonization game. You control various spacecrafts and build spacestations etc. to expand your control.
The catch is that you have limited direct controls in-game. Most of the "gameplay" consists of having your own piece of software running somewhere, communicating with the API and controlling your colony.
Similar to Screeps, but I don't like the limitations of writing JavaScript and uploading it to the service. I'd love for the user to have free control of what language to use. They just need to be able to create a TCP socket and communicate with the API

I am migrating servers today

The way to resolve the issues

Developers that write commit messages that literally say "Changes", "Fixes", etc. Please act like a professional and write proper messages ffs

reverse turing test in which you have to convince machine that you are a human... oh wait we already have captcha

A group of chicken running Debian

This guy loves Java too much.