Honestly, I'm quitting my job because I didn't get arrays.

my employers' budget and my wallet for job :((

Manager: "The password must be encrypted to store it inside the database."
Me: "Great! No problem."
Manager: "Then it must have a copy of the unencrypted password to send it by email."
😐

i hate it when my parents introduce me to their friends and say my job is an IT.

When I'm hearing the CEO promising new impossible features in the next 2 weeks.

When a client calls you when you are on holidays.

Some data get lost during copy.The limit of clipboard exceeded so that's why pasted data is smaller :D

programming languages are not designed to talk to computers, they are designed to be readable by other programmers.

please code like it.

If I push first... they will have to merge. xD

People who says jQuery is a programming language should go back to
alert("hello world")
exercises.
Man, I hate those guys

In Mexico, all the developers are seniors.

Last Friday all we did in office

devRant + Pizza + RedBull + Street Fighter V + Silicon Valley S03 E03 and E04

Best day ever 😀😀

job posts in Algeria:
we need a full stack developer, with 5+ years experience.
we have a great salary ($400/month) 😂

true random number generator !!!

every top answer for a problem relating to xcode on SO: "try restarting xcode."

When you are reading job requirements for a dev job and they put a shit ton emphasis on MS Office. I remember a phone interview where they asked skill level for Word, Excel and Outlook.

ASCII art diagrams as "documentation". Don't be this guy.

Trying to debug Ajax calls running in infinite loop

when your devrant stickers show up, but you can't decide where to put them.... and your SO keeps trying to steal them

if you're reading this, go post joey's code yourself

My assignment is late because Jenkins ate my source code.

Happy Mother's Day!!!

Does anyone else hate capitalised hexadecimal colour codes?

I'm not sure why, but I just think #ccfd73 (just an example) looks better than #CCFD73

Just taken over a project from a "high end" London agency to find their code is just poorly copy/pasted examples from the WordPress codex.

when your friends have a "great idea" for an app and expects you to code it all and they forget about it after you code it...

function Life(crap):void
{
crap = Lemons;
Return crap;
}

function Solution(liquid)
{
liquid = Tequila;
Return liquid;
}

function whatYaGonnaDo():void
{
Life = null;
Liquid = null;

life (Life);
if (life="Lemons")
{
solution(liquid);
}
}

//sorry i was bored. (not sorry)

My graduation cap. Just got my degree in CS. As I shook the hand of the Dean of the college, he said "love the cap"
:D

The worst part of a day is fixing a bug in someone else code

When you rewrite some sloppy idiot's code to be way clearer and straightforward. Then you fix a bug you introduced... and another... until the code ends up looking more or less the same as when you started...

Made the mistake of telling my family what I'm going to school for... Now I'm free tech support.