What has happened to the world.

"Declare variables, not war"

#peace

Me: so, ifconfig, what is my gateway?

ifconfig: [ip address]

Me: nmap, what is this IP address?

nmap: it's a network switch with an open telnet port.

Me: what happens if I connect to it?

switch: WHAT IS THE PASSWORD?!?!

Me: is it blank?

switch: correct. what do you want to do?

Me: can I look at all the IP and MAC addresses on the network?

switch: WHAT IS THE ADMIN PASSWORD?!?!

Me: is it... admin?

switch: correct. Here's everyone that's connected to the network: [400+ IPs and MACs]

Me: ok python, would you filter through these and tell me what manufacturer each one belongs to?

python: sure.
[~50 manufacturer lookups later]
python: there's a bunch of apple product, a bunch of miscellaneous laptop and printer manufacturers, and some raspberry pis.

Me: raspberry pis?

python: yep. about 20 of them.

Me: What happens if I connect to one?

rpi: WHAT IS THE PASSWORD?!?!

Me: raspberry?

rpi: correct. what do you want to do?

Me: can I make you do my bidding in the background when you aren't being used?

rpi: sure, sounds fine.

I love ignorant sysadmins.

Teacher: What is recursion?

Me: This https://www.devrant.io/rants/533667

@dfox Thanks for the swag. Cheers

Good birthday T-Shirt for programmer :D

😵 the most secure password/username combo I have every seen

Exception handling.

Is there someone who can explain more obvious?

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

This is so true.

First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

About Brexit.

European Union WhatsApp Group

My reaction when GIFs came out on devRant update

First job setup after finishing college

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

Avoiding speed cameras

how to learn everything in 21 days. :-)