I can’t find flaws in his logic

Look, it has a sense of humour

Aged but still works...

I found this abomination.

need a stock photo
go to getty images
damn, can't download without watermark, dont wanna pay them
well, let the AI generate it for me

The AI:

Crazy interns

It will be always true😂

I made it

What do you call a constipated detective?

No shit Sherlock!

When you hardly socialize and you need to share that one joke:

Why was the computer cold? It left its windows Open.

Temperature: -14 F
Real Feel: My balls fell off.

I propose the brand new, AI-powered debugger.
When your program returns an error, like this one:
“x is undefined”,
…you convert it to SpongeBob case and add a clown emoji, like this:
“x iS uNdEfInEd 🤡”
and the program fixes itself and apologizes.

ChatGPT can write code faster and seemingly better than many programmers.

Grow thick hair from head ❌
Grow thick hair from around the asshole ✅

Oh, you're a programmer?
name every program

A programmer must have named this place

We have a 12pm meeting every Wednesday. I asked: Why is our 11/30 meeting at noon?

Versioning that raises no questions for most of the world. The majority can't be wrong, eh?

1.0
2.0
2.1
3.0
3.1
3.2
95
98
2000
1000 (M)
10 (X)
5 (V)
7
8
8.1
10
11

I dunno why but I decided to look up programming languages in the urban dictionary. Currently, I am fucking around with Rust since I believe it is the best offering by far in terms of writing webassembly programs, or at least the one I like the most (blazor makes me pp soft, but I am still hoping it gets better)

This is what I found inside of the entry for rust:

"Rust is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't learn C++"

Also known for a borrow-checker which makes soydevs crazy."

I thought it was fucking hilarious.

True….

The alternative.io to WebStorm

Ladies and gentlemen!

You are error

Thought there’d be peeps here who could relate.

If multiple engineers say something about their system design that is so stupid it cant possibly be true, it's gotta be. Holy eff it is.

One of our intern's mind

27.8 + 27.2 = 54.10

🤣🤣
I show this in test case expectation

Daily life of a "programmer"

Listening to colleagues discuss "executing children" under certain conditions...

My girl friend was complaining that I care more about programming than her.
I told her,

"Trust me baby, in the array of my interests you are [1]."

She was satisfied.

Tech/IT worker compass

It was only a while ago that I realized that “firm” was not quite “hard”, but also not “soft”, hence “firmware”, it's in between hardware and software.